The Clatterman

Who wants to see an arrogant, abusive celebrity chef get his just desserts?

Jordan Lindsay has built his considerable international empire of five-star restaurants and top-rated TV shows on the systematic verbal abuse of apprentice chefs and cooking show contestants alike. And why not? His vicious recipe for success makes food ferocious, and viewers lap it up.

But what happens when it all goes too far?

The Clatterman is a very black comedy, a short story about revenge and just desserts.

Caution: By necessity, this story contains frequent fruity language.