The Holy Rain Stick II_Unfiltered, Unholy & Unapologetic

The Holy Rain Stick II — Unfiltered, Unholy & Unapologetic

Back for round two, sharper and funnier. This is your no-BS field guide to spiritual narcissists, beige bypassing, weaponized “boundaries,” and linen-clad cult math — with extra sacred sarcasm.

Inside you’ll find:

• Weaponized Boundaries: when “protecting my energy” = zero empathy
• Disagree with the guru?: Congrats, you’re “possessed”
• Ego Death™: rebranding hubris as holiness (with a sales funnel)
• Celibacy Spin: “higher purpose” vs. “I’m just not into you”
• Manifestation Industrial Complex: paywalled salvation & quantum invoices
• Bonus: Jesus & Krishna mini-roasts that sting because they’re true

Read this if you’re:

Tired of pay-in-four enlightenment, purity tests for emotions, and people who call your bad day “low vibe.” Ready to upgrade boundaries without losing your sense of humor.

CAUTION: Not for fragile egos. MAY CAUSE: boundary upgrades, snort-laughing, unfollows, and refund requests to your favorite faux-guru.

Format: PDF · Instant download

Best paired with: a steak, a side-eye, and your peace of mind.