My Diversification: 47 Shitcoins — REKTWEAR T-Shirt

You call it diversification. Your accountant calls it "a cry for help."

This infographic parody shows a pie chart where every slice is a different shade of regret. Each one represents a project you "researched" for 12 minutes before aping in.

At least you're diversified across failure modes.

Perfect for:

- Altcoin collectors

- People who've bought a coin because the logo was "clean"

- Your friend who has 83 positions and 82 are down

📉 We've all been there.

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