I Wish My Parents Taught Me About… Internet Dating

nternet dating shouldn’t require a law degree, a private investigator, and three friends analyzing every text—but sometimes it feels that way.

“I Wish My Parents Taught Me About… Internet Dating” is a funny, practical, no-BS guide to building a better profile, spotting red flags, starting real conversations, meeting safely, and figuring out whether online chemistry survives in person.

Inside, you’ll learn how to:

• Choose the right dating app

• Build an honest profile that actually sounds like you

• Select better profile pictures

• Start and maintain conversations

• Recognize scams, fake profiles, and warning signs

• Move from messaging to meeting without becoming pen pals

• Plan a comfortable, low-pressure first date

• Handle rejection, awkward chemistry, blocking, and moving on

• Stay safe before, during, and after meeting someone

You’ll also get practical advice—and questionable commentary—from Chad, Anthony, Mom, and Dad.

Whether you’re completely new to dating apps or returning after a long break, this guide will help you swipe a little smarter and stress a little less.

Digital PDF • 34 pages • Instant download

Funny enough to buy. Useful enough to recommend.

Your parents taught you plenty. They just didn’t cover this one.