Adulting Jumpstart Kit

This is not your average planner. This is a starter pack for people who are mentally fried but still showing up. Whether you’re spiraling, procrastinating, or powering through with snack-based meals and chaotic optimism—this kit is here to help you pretend you’ve got it together (just long enough to survive the week).

Inside:

✅ Blunt-but-loving Adulting Audit

✅ Weekly Chaos Planner (canceling counts)

✅ Bills + Due Dates Tracker

✅ Emergency Meal Matrix

✅ Appointment Log for Things That Require Pants

✅ Printable Certificate of Functional Survival (because you earned it)

This kit won’t fix your life. But it will help you fake functionality like a pro.

🧷 Download now and call it a win.