The Holy Rain Stick I: An Unofficial Survival Guide for Spotting and Dodging Spiritual Jerks

Tired of “high-vibe” people who treat your emotions like bad WiFi?

Ever been told to “raise your vibration” when you just needed a sandwich and a nap?

This book is your sassy, irreverent, no-BS field manual for navigating the glittery minefield of spiritual narcissism.

Inside, you’ll find:

✨ Sharp-witted chapters on boundaries, bypassing, and peaceful rebellion

✨ Bonus roast sessions starring Jesus & Krishna (yes, really)

✨ Survival tips for keeping your sanity in a world of “5D gurus” and overpriced cacao ceremonies

It’s part comedy, part catharsis, and 100% an antidote to weaponized “love and light.”

Read it, laugh, and remember: sometimes the most enlightened thing you can do… is not give a f*ck.

📖 Sacred enough to make you think. Naughty enough to get you banned from every ashram.