Patricia the Stripper

Meet Patricia — The Stripper Duckling 💋🦆

She’s got bills to pay, feathers to shake, and absolutely no intention of explaining herself.

Some ducklings are destined for peaceful ponds and quiet little lives.

Patricia was destined for the pole.

Dripping in pink rhinestones, rocking her fabulous platform heels, and sporting a perfectly coiffed featherdo adorned with delicate pink roses, Patricia is a lady of questionable virtue and impeccable taste.

And darling, she doesn’t work for breadcrumbs.

Perched provocatively upon her golden pole, Patricia is surrounded by the spoils of a particularly lucrative evening. Crisp hundred-dollar bills, miniature bottles of booze, and a suspicious little collection of party favours decorate her stage.

She’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s probably banned from several establishments.

The Details:

Patricia is a one-of-a-kind, handcrafted taxidermy duckling sculpture, featuring:

● A real preserved duckling, transformed into a fabulously scandalous little showgirl.

● A shimmering gold pole and matching stage.

● Hand-placed pink rhinestone embellishments and delicate rose accessories.

● Miniature platform heels, because dignity is temporary, but fabulous footwear is forever.

● Meticulously arranged miniature liquor bottles, dollar bills, and cheeky party accessories.

● An outrageous amount of personality packed into one tiny, feathered diva.

Every detail has been thoughtfully arranged to create a miniature world of glamour, debauchery, and unapologetic absurdity.

Patricia isn’t just a piece of art. She’s a conversation starter, a questionable influence, and quite possibly the hardest-working duckling in show business.

Perfect for collectors of unusual art, lovers of dark humour, and anyone who believes a little scandal belongs on the shelf.

Petal & Pyre

Because “ordinary” was never your thing.

One of a kind. Once she’s gone, she’s gone. And unlike Patricia, she won’t be making another appearance.