A&G THAT PAIR OF PLIERS TRYING TO DANCE AS BEING BRITISH
Aussie Steve Phuket Owner was up from his other Pub to check on things he knows A&G very well offer them both a drink they saw in his eyes he was looking a Bit complex going over the Accounts for the last month
The dwindle of sales during the week was starting to bite into his profit margins once a very thriving business down to weekends trying to balance the books Al said “You look like a Bag of Chips needing a Curry sauce what's wrong Steve” “guys it seems the place is dead during the week I might have to let the Band go and few staff it's not good news Im afraid”
Gaz said “That bad bloody hell” Steve yep it's those hard-hit Pensioners do you know back in Aussie we have expat brits who live on a Bucket of water and stale Crust what your good old British Empire pays them to live on Al said Fuck off Steve the Pensions are good enough to live on surly? Charlie the CID retired said “No He's right around the town with all these EU brexit shit Pounds arse down on its knees and the Pensioners are in hell of a state you don't see them out much anymore” A&G looked at each other they had been away to Japan and Singapore I never suspected it was that Bad Al said Plus the Fact they don't get a Increase in benefits Thailand and Aussie are Restricted list well Fuck me what's this shit Benefit its their Rights they have Paid in all those years no old son Charlie said about 70 years been this way Pensions Frozen when they leave UK I am lucky get both police and uk citizens which is frozen.
There were few Pensioners in the Pub A&G shouted a Round of Drinks for everyone and the Table started the Debate while Steve left them to it Gaz said “now let's get this Straight you pay into your Pension NI contributions for what 45/50 Years retirement at 67 now or soon to be for Women and Men average life span they say 83 years so your tell us that UK government watches their People Suffer for 16 years restricted to live only in UK Yes in a Nutshell with exceptions all those EU countries get UK pension Rights to Increases well How many we talking about Charlie said “ right now 526,000 unpaid Pensions cover Australia and Canada Thailand oh the Philippines gets a rise well fuck me what's the Difference
we all go live there!
some serious Shit here Al said Gaz agreed Charlie and all those Pensioners sat around the Table,
In walked Ernest Broadband ex MP White Panama hat silk shirt Mercedes all black eyed with two of his Boys Town pub Managers Gold Rolex with a swagger of arses Ponce if you ever saw the likes he loved his life hisBoys Town bars earned him a fortune but he did like to Mingle and enjoy Sunday roast lunch, He acknowledged A&G tipped his hat don't fuck with those two in his mind they had Hung up three of his boys on hooks for making advances and snide remarks his Bartender had to run get a Ladder while those Poor hooked lads screamed their Place down thinking they were to be
Pit Roasted stuffed with scouser Pie filling years ago they would have been and Tattooed for their cheek A&G took no prisoners Al said a wounded dick head stays out of the way especially if tattooed he used to carry a small Jewellers engraving tool that he had modified looked like a vibrator with a sharp point even sounded like one,
Until you had made-in shit tattooed on your dick or Arse cheeks!
Lady Boys he used the Gentle words of This is where my Pussy should Be with an arrow pointing down to her dick
he had crossed swords with a lot of Pattaya
Crossdressers in those early years yet still loved the place and his welder girlfriend / wife never a Grudge with Al Cross him and feel the Scouser Rath over done dusted walk away he was in the top five in his Liverpool Berkinhed boxing days was Al
While Gaz girlfriend then they called her Miss Bunji when they were out on a Bender if he ended up at on Beach Road TQ Bar closed 3 am a Burger bar just outside he was like a homing Pigeon if she got the text or any phone buzz at that late hour she was out on her own Suzuki heads straight to TQ with the help of a few locals strap him onto herself and the Bike with six Bungee cables took him home find his Bike or car in Tomorrow's news she was Just a Jewel of a woman no shouts or screams just rescue her man safe and sound her Brother a Cop that's when Real trouble came calling on A&G they both had good reputations and Gave generously to the Orphanages and Police Funded Charities
No driver Drinkers those pair so cheap to get a Taxi no matter time if they caused any damage it was paid for plus sometimes late nights would turn a few heads and if Those two could not stop the Trouble you expect Jail as they would always try to calm the drunk Tourist down before the Law took him to sober up people on Holidays
some are their own worst enemy ! Matters not where their from in Pattaya Tourists in those Candy shops of Bravado Bulls its open season of playing Being a Jerk
Ernest looked a little apprehensive as A&G walked over to his Table Al says “Ernie nice to fucking see you out and about old Son tell me all you know about why those Pensioners don't get increase to state pensions your the very man who knows those answers they came close up either side of him he really felt small between the pair of bruisers didn't want to be in this place right now not with those pair
oh oh Yes sad really so Sad I agree I voted against that
when I was a Member in my days I doubt ever change
but why Al leaned in closer well it's sort of brushed aside to much paperwork to do playing catch up just imagine all those man hours worked to pay five hundred thousand no no it's sad but never get through Parliament with all that civil service work to do anyway it very rare to even bring up the subject why what's your concern if he Did Gaz cringed looking at Al easy easy easy Al he was saying to himself well Why have the Phillipines got agreement and Thailand doesn't what stamp have you got in your Passport why do you have the British.EU passport if you a Pensioner with no increases you are a Temporary resident for 1 year visa Retirement with 90 day restriction
of reporting to the Immigration Officer's desk why just in case we don't go to war and be sent HOME to UK well we never know Yes that's the point if you live on a Pension with a British Passport who are you well your British he was starting to hear those tone changes British Passport British so Why not Pay the Due Increases because your Resident outside the UK but that's not the Case Read your Visa is stamped into your Passport
What passport British yes who else so how are we Residents of a Foreign Country with a Non-Resident Visa what a big load of Bollock old Son look at their Facts before the EU shit baht was 55 to the Pound pension 147 pounds 8000 baht a week tickety boo most of our British not a care in the World then crash 6000 baht 38 Baht pound
well just Fluctuation Fluctuations Al was winding his spring 25 % pay cut its been going on Three fucking years are your friends on the Same Planet as some of these poor sods who have sold up lost their wife or family to find a few years of Fun in the Sun well not for me I'm retired I have no more to say well I hope you don't mind we call in now and again for more advice I think WE are going to make it our Business find out why all these bollocks to pensioners happening! well ok Enerest said You know where I live only too glad to help he cringed
Al let him get on with his lunch and checked out online latest on MP pensions Bingo this Guy knows
So Gaz those MPs are turning a Blind Eye to my Dad and your British Pensions Today April 2019, to £126 a week. sam.brodbeck@telegraph.co.uk …
well fuck a Duck that's Real Bad news that's worse than I calculated 5292 baht a week The UK going Nuts Gaz said to Al it Gets worse look at this Lady living in Australia 93 her pension Frozen and we have a British High Commissioner with the corner of the Flag as UK
You don't get any more British than those Aussies well this is Stupid I think it's time we Put the Cat among the Pigeons and A&G gave some serious Time to the Plight of Pensioners what you say Gaz sounds Good if they had Basic Global Income this would never happen but those Thieving Do so Good Righteous Twats MP are sloshing away on 24000 pounds per year of Taxpayers dosh while Rank and File Gets Shit on they on over 100K per year and have the Balls to vote NO on pensioners 6552 pounds per Year what Wankers where are The Real Men and Women well Gaz said there are 62 named politicians who have voted For Increase Al went Ballistic 62 out of 650 those Twats because some Civil service gets to do more paperwork Gaz its Time we looked into who is the Real Culprit in this Bollocks and Drag the Bastardo out inhuman what they are doing he was Shaken now the Scouser was getting into the rattle cages mode.
Why are they Down on the Pensioners This does not make sense Now Al here's the Worse news the lowest sum of a pension is 6 pounds per week and most UK expats here are 100 and less Fucking Criminals this state of affairs
There are 85836 British Expats in Thailand in 2019
estimated 23000 are retired and Registered as Married
with family working permits or business visa
About 1.2 million British pensioners live abroad. Of those, 550,000 live in countries where pensions are frozen. External link: See where people with frozen British pensions live. Most of those are in Australia (250,000), Canada (150,000), and New Zealand (50,000). Jan 4, 2017
British retirees watch 'frozen' pensions disappear, campaigners hope ...
In a written answer to Parliament, Guy Opperman, minister for pensions and financial inclusion, stated this was the cost the government would have to pay if all pensions in payment overseas were increased to current UK levels.
This figure would increase further in future years, he added.
Currently, the majority of pensioners living in the UK have their state pension increased according to the triple-lock principle, by a minimum of 2.5 per cent, the rate of inflation, or average earnings growth, whichever is the highest.
But the same applies only to expat pensioners living in certain countries, such as the US, all European Union countries, Barbados, Bermuda and Israel.
Pensioners living in countries such as Australia, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa have had their state pension frozen.
According to the all-party parliamentary group on frozen British pensions, 550,000 British pensioners, equating to 4 per cent of all recipients of the state pension and half the pensioners living overseas, are currently adversely affected by the government’s frozen pension policy.
Mr Opperman stated: "The policy on up-rating state pensions overseas is a long-standing one.
"It has been the policy of successive post-war governments for around 70 years - UK state pensions are payable worldwide and are uprated abroad where there is a legal requirement to do so, for example in the European Economic Area (EEA) and in countries with which we have a reciprocal agreement that provides for up-rating.
"We have no plans to change this policy."
According to research from campaign group the International Consortium of British Pensioners (ICBP), which polled 1,000 UK adults in April, three-quarters of savers (76 per cent) are unaware that if they leave the UK after retirement, their state pension could be frozen at the rate its at when they move.
The survey also found 88 per cent of respondents agree the government should increase the state pension each year to keep in line with the cost of living.
According to Martin Bamford, chartered financial planner and managing director of Informed Choice, it’s unlikely the government will ever change this policy.
He said: "Despite being a relatively modest cost in the scheme of things, uprating state pensions for more ex-pats is just one of many competing demands on the public purse, including 1950s-born women screaming for compensation.
"It will be interesting to see whether this issue is included within Brexit negotiations, allowing EU-based UK citizens to continue to receive the benefit."
Analysis by pension provider Aviva has shown about 900,000 British citizens living in the European Union are facing pension uncertainty, since receiving the state pension in other countries is part of existing treaties.
Well looks like some Cock and Bull story here 70 years of saying No to their own People what type of Country does that it's their own Money it's been deducted from their Salary or Wages it's the Government that Decides to Rob Them it's not Right it's Criminal they tried that too
How Low Can You Go well Gaz we are Fucked old Son looks like an army of brighter sparks than you or I have tried and Failed to make things Right So who Determines your non-resident there must be a Key herein all this equation
“Well Bollocks we will have to Trump in,” said Gaz what do you mean “Well it's no good Standing up to be one MP we have to Take over to get the job done so let's Get those Lads another Drink give them some Fighting spirit and We draft a new Political Party agenda” Gaz are you serious or Off your Nuts Both Gaz Said Both this is TITS
Gaz had a plain sheet A4 off Steve and Wrote down
The New Senior Respect Party by Wiz Trump
Al said I know had to have football in there somewhere Respect my arse
Ok what don't you like Most about working Paying Taxes
1 No More Paying Taxes on Salary or Hourly None
2 Global Salary for Everyone on top of income
3 No Education fees Government Pays
4 Prisoners Pay for a Stay one hundred days min
5 Early release points make Free Pass once debt paid
6 Road Tax at the Pump added to Price
7 Free Water no Rates
8 Five day week 6 hours per day work life around Time
9 No More Parliament everyday hide from public crap
10 MP will have to visit 4 public figures per day
in their constituency in all walks of life get to know
who the Electrode Turbine or Car manufactures are
11 No More Criminal Drink Drive Ban Points Payable
unless results in a Death or Serious Injury
All traffic offences cleared with officers
no Court cases unless Crime or Injury
12 Pain Paying back all Luxury goods Tax
For every Item over 20000, you pay a 30% Tax
all items Cars Bikes Boats watches buses
any Item
13 No tax on Books or Live Music events
14 The Most Painful Tax 20 Million
Tax personnel of every person who reaches
This figure will be at a rate of 60% Tax
for every Pound gained Over all assets
outside the UK will be Taxed at High rate
15 Prisons will be Expected to Contribute
to Feeding themselves Gardens and Produce
can be sold for Profit Chicken and Fish Farm
ways to raise money and help them
16 Royal Family wealth to Resolve goodwill
Repairs or Replace or pull down if it makes
Money that keeps it going
17 Replace the Rail Network off the Rails
New High speed Monorail system Tandem
one above one Below
18 Taxi service has Lock in Alarm fitted
Both way Passenger and Driver disputes
Disable start lock passenger in don't or won't pay
19 Taxi is a luxury item so days Receipts over 300 mile
50% Tax over 700 70%
Manifesto to be contd…
There are 412.160 civil servants
The Bill is around 114 Billion per year
civil servants' pensions don't come cheap to the taxpayer but this national insurance, a full pension why all this agro
So let's get this straight 412 160 thousand taxpayer work
force get their Pensions Paid Twice
WE got to Sell the party to the People Yes
Al said Where do we Rob Peter to Pay Paul
WE will find an American Accountant that can Talk sheep to sleep let's get the round table set up meet the codgers and Muscle up the ideas to supass reading books on Shit house walls now brush that Scouse accent up get the Press banging your door down for Party interview.
Fuck Gaz you serious with this Politics
Al I am when poor sods getting Robbed by the Hand that feeds them lies since 1948
How many Retired SAS we know Al looked so this is getting interesting about eighty in Pattaya and CID Charlies Mob thirty about right Retired teachers Judges and personalities we get our own Manifesto and Blast the shit through the Jungle drums of Friends in the UK
Holy shit Gaz Invasion on Mass Scale yep that's it Pal
where there's a Will there's a Way if the British People think they can Win the Deal of the Century about to take off Fuckme if Brexit Barage can do it Im sure we can Rattle enough Cages to get Foothold we only have 650 Plebs and 62 are already on our side Get the Battle Plan let's Draw up who the Enemy are live and drink or Lock themselves away
To Bring them to our ways of thinking might take lots more pursuing with a Friendly Nudge Nudge “Fuck me Gaz Intimidation will get us Locked up” No not if we Play the Game we act out to be ok Scouser its us who are the skint Actors that evening the core of the Codgers that threw in with ideas got rat arsed Pissed The Lion was doing good Trade and the new Order was on everyone's Lips
the fight was ON and no turning back sink or swim
Jet Atkins was a Magician Hypnotist also good at websites Gaz met in the Pub for breakfast and told him the Plans
Jet looked at the Big Man and said Your Fucking Mad but you have good idea we can pull this off he gave Jet enough money to Set up the World International Web site registered in His mates house Dicky Hicks Tottenham court road Dicky had forty post boxes rented out so it looked Official and Answer Tel fax E mail all bells and whistles Now we need a Party Headquarters the Codgers around Pattaya were sending mail to friends and their social Media sites Telling of this New and Exciting Respect Party they were Joining and were going to be Thousands better off it took Ten Days for the World to be Hit with this Senior RESPECT Party Website churning out daily things of Streets paved with Blue rinse Gold.
Benjamin Turner an ex-advocate to the Ministry appeared at the Lion Pub he lived in Bangkok and had worked himself a deal to retire and end his days in Thailand Backroom boys never give anything away. He was pointed at Gaz and Al
Good afternoon Gentlemen he introduced himself I was reading my e-mail and Fully support what you are trying to do and I want to offer my intimate knowledge if you can use some advice Gaz held out his hand to shake but there was no feedback which Al took a deeper look at the Guy Benjamin Please let me Explain he went on and on and On after which this Bureaucratic Ponce was Grabbed by the Throat with Al listen Toss Pot Fuck you and History this Is now check his Pockets Gaz he Had a Tape Recorder running the Prick is MI5 or 7 whoever You are You are not wanted So Fuck off Al let him go Gaz smashed the Tape recorder
Put it down on expenses Prick now fuck off we know your game threw him out the Door this would not be the last of this weasel Al said he was Bent Al was Spot on the next flight to London left Bangkok following evening he was Sat in MI6 office London telling his story that this was just a bunch of Old Codgers nothing to worry about to HQ Boss James TIn Singh was not buying it do you know who those Two Gentleman are You Dosey Twat he pulled out the File Top secret The Oil and Gas the Power Grid all the New Ideas their working on in the Clockwork Factory Space centre Belongs to those Pair now look what their Worth
He nearly had Heart failure you plan on making the tea around the Office Benjamin you're not going back to Thailand we have to Think about this!
Two Aussie Lawyers Two Brits Lawyers A&G Fast Talking New York Yank with a UK Judge retired sat at the Top Round Table in the Lion Pub
The Key is Domicile that's the Battleground Gaz said That's the Front we plan to Take Over Parliament with our Trump style Party we need to Form an Independent UK registered Company with every Member those 520000 Pensioners who will have a Registered Legal address office of Headquarters in London or any Bonafide UK address we can Trade in Pensioners Bonds like Bitcoins we say we trade but we don't we Sell to Chinese like Monopoly money we will cause so much Paperwork Chase those Bureaucrats have nightmare we Rent or Buy this old Prison or Hospital for all Returning British Shareholders this will be their Official residence We fly a Charter Jumbo of Brit pensioner for Holidays we will get pictures with them carrying pots of Paint and furniture to move in He threw on the Table two pictures of Places ready for Rent as Film Studios
One was an Old Prison think that's a great place and the Other old Mental Hospital Home is ideal get few thousand camp beds in there for our Army
Guys look at all those Legal Loopholes we will get those 520000 names to Register as their new Abode they are coming home to Blighty Two Fronts we attack on the Pensions and the Formation and Manifesto of our own Political Party one of those will get us what we want.a New British Charter signed by Charles
Back in London Dicky Hicks was having a Drink
with an MP who was on the list of voting POSITIVE FOR THE PENSIONERS SURVIVAL