I Eat Hannibal – Text-Only Dark Humor Tee

A quiet little horror for the bold of heart (and palate).

“I Eat Hannibal” is a darkly humorous, text-only design for the emotionally seasoned. Inspired by the strange joy of vintage pop lyrics twisted into modern, minimalist satire.

Part of the Songs I Survived High School With capsule — for lovers of weird wordplay, punk-era irony, and snackable sarcasm.

👀 No characters. No quotes. Just bite.

Perfect for:

– Fans of twisted humor

– Soft goths with sharp teeth

– Anyone who snacks on sarcasm for lunch

Download includes three PNG files (5000 x 5500 px @ 150 dpi).

This is a digital download and no physical product will be shipped to you.

This design is made with love for personal use or for creating your own print-on-demand items (like shirts, totes, stickers, etc).

I just kindly ask that the digital file itself isn’t resold, shared, or added to any design bundles.

In short: Use it, wear it, print it — just please don’t sell the file as-is. Thanks for supporting original creative work.