Trauma Jukebox (Ebook)

Step into the museum of emotional mayhem, where the haunted jukebox spins the greatest hits of grief, borderline breakdowns, and late-night existential karaoke. From the author of Trust Me, I’m Lying (But Not Really) and Split, Then Sewn comes a new collection that’s part memoir, part meltdown, and entirely too much—in the very best way.

Each chapter is its own track: some soft, some blistering, some so brutally honest they’ll punch you in the teeth and then hold your hand. You’ll encounter emotional raccoons, screaming Roombas, and a Tamagotchi that dies every time a boundary is set. You’ll also navigate the gray areas of grief, the wreckage of lost faith, the strange theater of healing, and the chaos of trying to keep it together when your inner voice sounds like a drunk stand-up comic and your coping skills ride pigeons into battle.

This isn’t a self-help book. It’s self-sabotage with style. No preachy advice. No neat resolutions. Just one person’s truth, told loud, raw, and with enough humor to make it sting a little less.

If you’ve ever asked, “What the hell is wrong with me?”

Congratulations. You’re in the right place.