The Great Emu Offensive™

Man declares war on nature; nature drafts gravity. A premium unscripted engine that weaponizes bureaucratic pomposity and physical spectacle to monetize joyful failure at global scale.

Reframes institutional hubris as ritualized slapstick, turning catastrophic confidence into audience catharsis and shareable prestige moments. Weaponizes modular arena design and animatronic antagonists to scale internationally with localized “offensives,” merch, and second-screen command sims. Harmonizes dry, high-authority commentary with chaotic wipeouts to create a durable meme economy and binge cadence. Translates satire into a multi-market format with repeatable economics, companion cuts, and badge-driven fandom loops.