Go On, Make it Worse: A Darla Sez Coloring Experience

Darla Sez: The Coloring Book

Because Dr. Phil Won’t Return Your Calls

This is the full Darla experience.

Inside this coloring book are over 100 pages of bad decisions, bold opinions, public embarrassment, and unsolicited advice from Darla Louise Jenkins, your emotional support hairdresser, Branson-adjacent legend, and the last person who should be giving advice (but here we are).

Each scenario is presented in Darla’s signature two-page format:

• Left page: the real question, a QR link back to the original post, and Darla’s smart-mouthed commentary
• Right page: a full-page black-and-white illustration designed for coloring, printing, and stress-relief

These aren’t stock images or filler pages. Every illustration is based on a real Darla Sez moment of trailer park therapy involving:

• romance disasters
• wardrobe malfunctions and beauty crimes
• family events that should’ve been canceled
• work, public spaces, and social media mishaps
• alcohol-fueled decisions that seemed reasonable at the time

This book will not fix your life.

It will make you feel better about it.

What’s Inside:

• Over 100 full pages of Darla Sez content
• Clean, bold line art designed specifically for coloring
• Large, open spaces with expressive detail
• Chapter breaks to pace the chaos
• QR links connecting the book to the Darla Sez universe

Format & Details:

• Digital PDF download
• Full-bleed 9×12 pages
• Black & white, print-friendly
• Best printed single-sided

Important Notes:

• Darla is not a professional
• This is not medical, legal, or life advice
• Coloring may cause reflection, laughter, or poor confidence

Buy it if you want.

Or don’t.

Darla will be fine either way.