Blocked Chakra Troll – Printable PDF (Digital Download)

When your chakras are blocked… and the troll calls you out.

This is the no-BS chakra guide you didn’t know you needed — until now.

A little cheeky, a little too real, and guaranteed to make you laugh and reflect.

Each chakra’s most chaotic blocked moment is laid bare — so you can spot the signs, shift the energy, and maybe stop crying over your solar plexus wound in aisle 5.

What you’ll get:

🖤 A high-quality PDF download (A4 size)

🌀 A brutally honest chakra-by-chakra breakdown

😂 Perfect for printing, framing, or sticking on your mirror

📧 Delivered straight to your inbox after purchase

Features:

✨ Root to Crown – all 7 chakras covered

📍 Real symptoms, energetic red flags, and a few giggles

💬 Designed to make you say “oh shit, that’s me” (in the best way)

Print it at home, at Officeworks, or wherever you like.

Pop it in your healing space, gift it to a fellow energy junkie, or just keep it nearby for those “why am I like this” days.

🖨️ Digital file only — no physical product will be sent.

Pair it with the Bad Bitches Chakra eBook for the ultimate vibe shift.