The Jingle Rebellion Audiobook - Preorder

The Jingle Rebellion – Audiobook

She’s the unstoppable Holiday Spirit. He’s a reluctant Hot Santa. Saving Christmas just got complicated.

Spirit guide Pearly Gates has shared countless lives—and holidays—with her soulmate, Thunder. But after he misses their annual holidate and is placed on mandatory leave for burnout, even their timeless romance could use a little Christmas magic.

Then Pearly’s sent to Bellhaven, where a grieving high school principal has canceled the beloved holiday musical once directed by his late husband. Disguised as a custodian and drawing on her past-life experience as a drag queen, Pearly rallies his furious daughter and a band of determined theater kids to stage an unauthorized replacement: The Jingle Rebellion, a musical about a mourning Santa who cancels Christmas—and the elves who refuse to surrender their joy.

When the production finds an unlikely home at the local roller rink, Pearly persuades Thunder to don the red suit. Soon they’re surrounded by roller-skating elves, improvised costumes, new romance, queer found family, and a town determined to make the season sparkle.

But putting on a show is easier than fixing the people you love. To save Christmas—and their own happily-ever-after—Pearly and Thunder may have to stop clinging to their familiar roles and make room for something new.

Funny, festive, and full of glittery holiday chaos, The Jingle Rebellion is a heartfelt cozy fantasy about grief, joy, second chances, and love that changes without losing its magic.

This third Pearly Gates adventure (book 3 of 3) can be enjoyed as a standalone.

This is a preorder for the full, unabridged audiobook of The Jingle Rebellion, expected to run approximately 6 hours. It will be delivered via BookFunnel on November 1, 2026 for easy listening and downloads.

What you’ll get:

🎧 The complete The Jingle Rebellion audiobook

📱 Listen in the free BookFunnel app on iOS or Android

💻 Or download DRM-free MP3 files to any device

📅 Delivery on November 1, 2026

How delivery works

You will be charged when you place your preorder. On release day, BookFunnel will email a link to the address used at checkout. From there, you can listen in the app or download the files to keep forever. If you need help, BookFunnel provides technical support.

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This is a digital preorder; no physical item will be shipped.

Files will be DRM-free.

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