A&G That Pair of Pliers The Gold Star of China
What brings you pair down to Singers? Your secretary called this. Morning, it's your fucking place, not mine. I got six chicks cleaning it up using Rentokil stores. Your Suites, I got the BBQ planned for Four, so Filled the Pool full of soap suds Ready Just for you two Dickheads Good to see you pair of lovely bastards now. When am I getting that pay raise?
Answer our HSE question, and you get a raise. Al said, What colour are your Jocks, Don't wear Jocks well; you don't get a pay raise. Filthy Bastard scratching your balls and serving beer shit out of luck on that rise Gaz said, Shit out of luck, see the HSE department and fill out Non conformance Form Sunshine.“ Two Tigers
Make it Jugs Have one yourself, Zapper, and two Aussie Hot meat pies each,” Al said, so what's going on, Pal?
We got those Dickhead Pomms and Yanks here for the Boat Show, lots of Russkis and Cannoks. Few Chinks and Japs Mexicans and Brazilians new breed of Spenders In here last night to see Miss Thailand and her friends, our Pals IT Indian Magicians plenty from Mumbai. must have something special at this year's Boat Show that you got on your stand, real katoys or female Robots close Chum we got .a Robbo ROV Sub, that's us this year, high-speed Tracker Mapper Minerals and Diamonds Suckers of the Deep Throat kind.
Looks Good So far, good reviews. Fingers crossed we don't give a shit already got a better thing out. What's that Zapper asked AL to take a look? He was holding his Dick in his hand. Fuck off your Scouser Knob head. Gaz just said good to be back in the Land of Singers once more.
Friday night, the bar was packed. Lots of Thai girlfriends played catch up, and the Oil and Gas guys fraternity popped in to meet and greet and share the Jugs of Tiger hospitality of sharing is a must in any sports bar catered for all tastes and was most a reasonable, honest trade of regulars. Pitcher Jugs 15 Sing Dollars all day all night long with Simple Food large Pie Pasty or Pizza for twenty-five sing. It was the Haunt of the Job and Nightlife Male and Female seekers Starting and Finishing Joint A&G had bought it just to keep Zapper alive, and the four luxury two-bedroom suites always had a place to disappear. Martha and Julie Magic Moments sampled Gaz Breakfast for the First Time AL called a Virgins Paradise in Taste Buds Control
Was very deceiving yet stepped through behind the bar curtain door into a corridor was A&G Five-Star Luxury it was one of those must-buy places the pair of pliers had to buy joint ownership with Zapper it took a team of thirty staff that people rarely noticed each suite had a Corner twin bedroom East West North South not cheap but income from the bar was their outlay used to be their local those old days of oil rig life and hard work the ins and outs leaving messages for other friends it was the Post box for free expats. Zapper had pigeonholes for every nationality, all free, well-defined slotted boxes with little flags of countries, even Croatia and Russia. Romania put up with Zappers Twang of Pommie and Yanks Chinks Japs Sings Nob Heads. These were kind, common slang words for friends. You might be insulted if you didn't know him. He called everyone a Lovely Bastard, male and female. Goodnight, my lovely bastard, or good morning, my lovely bastard. It was his way of friendship; there used to be or was a sign above the bar to All Cobber Bastards. Pay up and drink Piss or Fuck Off. Give some space to lovely cash-paying bastards, so get off the stool. That's Zapper House Rule.
Skint Guys and Ladies Have spent all day with him on a Jug of Tiger Rule one, not rule Two days different Zapper Fuck off you, lovely Bastard, but that first day He would pull up the graveyard to try to find a solution to help you fix those no job No Money VD Aids Problems Dr Zapper was a Lifesaver, he called first day Blues
He worked with A&G offshore Top Rig Medic, an ex-Armed Aussie Combat Vietnam vet. This was his dream life. Those pair of lovely A&G bastards dragged him out of jail and a good Singapore Flogging—that's another Story, things run deep without words. Just sitting there on a Table for Ten, you forget who's Jug of Beer when There's six or seven in front of you.
Rule three: don't give a toss if you're thirsty. Drink what's in front of you, be darn sure you had money to buy a Jug yourself, or sit on those small stall stools uncomfortable as hell tight arse Bastards. Did Zapper it's hard to understand at first if your a Novice or Navy type just in looking around then some lady or guy drinks out of your jug you hadn't read the signs and you get agitated ready to tell them fuck off it's mine until you see the full jug replaced and the clock ticks around to you turn again used to drink out of small glasses where Ten would be the jug so it was easy the mathematics for Zapper he never missed a beat nor did his staff each one watched their own assigned table like hawks you get a nudge You Pay You Pay Your Round You Pay You Stay or Go now Pay up we have customer need seat ready to pay it was real value for money when Sober god help you when your pizza arrived No it's not all yours got two hands two slices the rest was gone Ten slices your lucky to get two, Pie or Pasty ok you could but a Packet of Crisps you ordered a Bag full they would be tipped out onto a Plate to Share you had no choice soon you got used to the Friendly Place it got used to you unable to refuse.
Sunday's it was hot Aussie pot free Day ten cans Oxtail soup five cans Minestrone Veggies chopped up Lamb or Beef or Pork Chunk of Fresh Bread Free big Caldron Pot alongside the bar you had a tin bowl help yourself cobber bastards eat like a Beggar with every Jug always full late-night revellers still standing and Next door a Tattooist so the Navy guys were up for their swagman Bum or Arm Back or shoulder torture with the Dragon or Lion Tattoo he worked until midnight seven days a week this was also his home.
Jim Ferguson, just in from Sarawak, sat with Zapper and A&G, telling his tale of missing tools on the drill ship.
They had managed to locate the culprits, Chief Cook and his boys filling up those throats of Red Snout Snapper Fish they caught in their leisure time, then in the deep freezer then on the chopper very cleverly. They could not sack him for no food; any Western cook in Sarawak, so give him a pay raise, thanking him for his assistance in solving the crime.
Jim's Girlfriend Russian Rosie was a rig nurse; she and Zapper always had lots to chat about, highly trained combat medics. You would not want to fuck with Rosie. Jim had had the Rejuvenator treatment with Discount from A&G at Fifty Three. He was over the moon easy twice a night and morning, not a complaint, feeling better and stronger every day. She had no eyes for anyone else, did Rosie. Only one trouble people forget they come to a late and think Hookers Piss heads instead of staying up inside the love palaces with all those ready and willing to oblige they have to come and try to fuck up the party with crude remarks and Piss talking ways Zapper be in a lockdown. Throw out the mood, but never try ever get involved. Staff of Singaporeans already marked troublemakers cards. Are not too far away when they expect to ask you to leave, best you do.
Zapper let you drink enough to get pregnant; no hassles, but no insults, tolerated his banter. His Rules shut the fuck up once twice your out his leading martial arts expert Richie and Josh Tan saw to that loved the challenge loved to fight with foreign fighters kickboxing, or pressure point Karate put a drunk to sleep in a flash.
Geothermal was just under the feet, and all those years Iceland free power stared the UK in the face. In the lifetime of bureaucrats who had no clue of how anything worked, their geothermal tropical paradise holiday centers were doing booming figures over the eighties. Club were less than 100 pounds a week living in luxury 24 hour medical staff on hand and Doctors nightclub shows restaurants bars Fishponds cook indoors chalet two bedrooms with alarm buttons or VIP rooms the Archery Hall and Display centers were so unique that there were plans to interconnect with Tube stations underground so no problem with outside weather conditions it also meant transport and getting food provisions inside the domes without road congestion the London Dome was three times the size of original at 150000 thousand guest Capacity A&G had created over a million jobs in the UK alone with not a word of thanks from Gov circles; basically nobody knows who they were!
When six Chinese delegations asked to speak with A&G noticed these were high-party members, and two of the older white-haired seemed to know the dynamics of what their problem was: costs in a high manufacturing base High environmental waste and pollution are very difficult to solve because of the layout of the infrastructure not to leave a carbon footprint behind. China was the Doom and Gloom of environmentalists. Worldwide Press is never good. They had made huge strides with their rail networks; now, with A&G Warp Vipers, and Their own Shanghai LO Bo Brothers Factory for The Vacumalator spacecraft could they consider a two-year sabbatical to live in China and formulate a brain centre to tackle every facet of current China life to the space travel age? Wow, this was some ask. Al looked at Gaz. We be dead with this bridge too far on this one, kiddo, but those lives of Billions Might just say go for it. Fuck it until the Lights go out, some challenge this Pal we have the Vacumalator we can be anywhere in Ten minutes Pal with the universe Dancer at Home in Dalian Marina and our Three life-size Egyptian rotating apartments Pyramids a Tourist hotspot there might be a Reason for this chat. I think we can Accommodate some earring aid Pal
Gaz said to the two older men, What restrictions would you impose on us? Gweilo (foreigner) Expats if we agreed to this Task None whatsoever Create, disappear, reappear, eat, drink, and do what you like. Strictly follow your explicit instructions from day one you want we pull down all China Wall we do for two years I have Handshake from Top open door policy all Forces all Space Travel create Jobs for our People show us on a Blackboard for us to understand and we give you 20% of all we make the whole of 57 provinces you give us Your own technology; we pay for China; you claim 60% of your products are made in China. Gaz said No, we never do 60%; it's 20%. That's all we do for the trust of people in us: the payback we give to you and your people if we know we share. Both, a long time Dead put the proposal in writing, and we can start our assembly line with forty thousand jobs. Monday
and we tell you what to pay your workers. Fair living wages Fair Work Practice in Thailand We insist on this. The Thai government has been very generous, with a lower tax of 20%.
So everyone wins. I wish the China People's Government the same, and the two older guys were ready to shake hands. But they would need Sunday to confer up the chains of Command and make sets of documents. Gaz offered a solution. We are in Shanghai on Tuesday at Lo Go Brothers Factory for a demonstration. We can negotiate, then see you in Shanghai.
Then let's kick The Tropic into Outer Space. Hello Universe. Gadjo said, and their day turned into a galaxy of stars. After 30 minutes, they got out of the most incredible test, and A&G very impressed he was mad, and Al, yet both know they might have done the same!
State news had confirmed over 500 orders at a new figure of Ten million each were already ordered by the government, such as their belief, Tom Morgan was sold and this Test was his Family life saver and Bid A&G Farewell Hugged Gaz, the most amazing of his life, would be the first celebrity to purchase all the publicity with his company they give him and his Dalian Film Studios contract worth over a fifty million budget. A&G signed Tom was not allowed to do any of the stunts. Said I could. Never do this I shit myself unbelievable. Craft, The Space Vacuumalator 3 Model Shanghai auto spacecraft, was an instant hit and massive success.in its simplicity
All the while those government delegations who A&G met in Singapore sat patiently waiting for words with the pair, very impressed with the Lo Bo Brothers.
They all shook hands and sat around the conference room table. They opened their briefcase and put two copies, one each, for A&G to sign. The contract and terms were as agreed; however, for speed of authorization, the best location for the administrative office was Hoped in their willingness to be Beijing.
would be acceptable to what was foreseen as swift action. Plans to be implemented; some time better to talk face-to-face with Check book of people the white hair guy said
As he explained, they had a huge office block called Silver Towers, and they would have their own A&G Golden Towers moment they saw and signed today as Block only waited for your approval to start. Well, let's say it looks like a Winner rooftop landing space with an impressive view. The white-haired man said, What floor do you want your office A&G Top Floor as easy to Helipad? He already sighed in relief. Then followed him to the huge boardroom and their offices. Identical to the Thailand HQ: banks, Banks Shops offices, restaurants, all ready, and set up 12 elevators. Burger King, Pizza Hut, and a British old-fashioned pub called AGGIES Pies Pizza Pints
Square Meals, China Style Yep, they had a try, shook, went up, and looked on every floor fully equipped with the latest office furniture, state-of-the-art drawing, and communications networks over the 57 provinces of China. Basic staff were already in positions of knowledge of every subject they would enter into. You could not have wished any better they sat in the boardroom staff yet employed as they could hire who they liked or bring in the Thai USA UK EU staff whatever free their own budget and China funds. He introduced the team of twelve ladies accountants and administrators for directives of their plans. Gaz was in love, as were Al's beautiful ladies, as he nodded as was custom. He read again the contract and looked at Al. Here goes. is my commitment. Al Gaz signed Fuck me, Gaz, your quick Al Signed
The old man shook hands. Here is My Personal Get out from the firing squad Telephone Number, Do Not Lose it We are all at your disposa