Delicate Florals & Feral Thoughts: A Funny Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults | 50 Coloring Pages

Some days call for deep breathing. Other days call for a fine-tip marker and a word your mother wouldn't approve of.

This is a coloring book for the woman who owns a nice candle and a nice vocabulary. Lush peonies, trailing ribbons, delicate daisies — wrapped around the exact phrase you've been muttering under your breath since Tuesday.

Inside you'll find:

• Beautiful hand-drawn floral designs — peonies, wildflowers, botanicals and ribbon detail, the kind you'd actually frame
• Genuinely funny swear word pages that say what you're already thinking
• Single-sided pages so markers don't bleed through and ruin the next design
• A range of detail levels — quick pages for a ten-minute decompress, intricate ones for a whole evening
• Large format pages with room to actually work

Makes a perfect gift for: the friend who's had a week. Birthdays, Mother's Day, Secret Santa, white elephant, or the coworker who deserves better. Also excellent for keeping yourself.

Fair warning: this book contains strong language. That is entirely the point.