Stronger Without the Grasshole — 50 Printable Affirmation Cards

Stronger Without the Grasshole — 50 Printable Affirmation Cards

A fresh start deserves a little encouragement—and a good laugh.

These 50 cheeky affirmation cards mix self-worth, strength and independence with sarcastic grasshole humour. Made for women moving on after a breakup or divorce, they’re a daily reminder that you can bloom beautifully without someone trampling on your peace.

Expect gems like:

• “I am not bitter. I am freshly weeded.”
• “I lost a husband and gained the whole duvet.”
• “I can do hard things. I married one.”

With soft cream backgrounds, beige accents, sage botanical details and little hearts, they look sweet—but have plenty of sass.

What’s included:

• 50 different affirmation cards
• Printable PDF with 9 A4 pages
• Six cards per full page, with two on the final page
• Cards measuring 90 × 80 mm

Print, cut out and choose a card whenever you need a boost. Pop one on your mirror, keep a few by your bedside, or gift the set to a friend embracing her next chapter.

Digital download only. No physical item will be sent. Print at 100% or “actual size”; cardstock is recommended. Contains adult humour and occasional strong language.

Less grasshole. More growth.