How to Look Busy While Doing Absolutely Nothing - The Office Survival Manual for Mastering Fake Hustle

Not every meeting needs your full energy. Not every “urgent” task deserves your weekend.

This book is not about getting more done—it’s about looking like you are.

Inside you’ll learn the timeless art of appearing productive without burning out:

• The Science of Fake Hustle – why short bursts, props, and buzzwords trick the brain.
• Tools of the Trade – the sacred mug, the tab zoo, and the notebook no one can read.
• Office & Remote Illusions – how to master the squint, the speed-walk, and the “typing…” aura.
• Buzzwords & Shields – language that buys time, deflects work, and keeps your to-do list short.
• Micromanager Judo – turning constant pings into predictable check-ins you control.
• Becoming a Legend – how optics and rhythm turn into reputation.

Written with razor-sharp humor but packed with real insights, this is the ultimate field guide for anyone navigating offices, remote calls, or simply surviving corporate theatre.

A book that entertains—and might just change how you approach “work.”