Jōhatsu to Portsmouth?

It's flash fiction time in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. While a film festival is clogging the sidewalks, a unique literary assignment is announced overhead. A Latina immediately has a novel idea. Can she successfully cloak her autobiographical tale? Or will an overlooked proper noun give her Asian beau away?

If an American movie (hard to imagine), the rating would be PG-13, or possibly G.

Word count: 1111.