Foresomes - You Don't Bench Cristiano

🎵 You Don't Bench Cristiano — Foresomes

The Full-Length Original Song | Foresomes Records

One football legend. Five Ballon d'Ors. And absolutely no patience for sitting on the bench.

Cristiano Ronaldo has conquered Europe, broken records, scored hundreds of goals, and built one of the biggest egos in sports history. But apparently, somebody forgot to tell the coach that you don't put a living legend on the sidelines.

“You Don't Bench Cristiano” is an original Foresomes comedy record starring the one and only Cristiano Ronaldo, whose legendary confidence takes center stage when he finds himself somewhere he never expected to be—the bench.

Part dramatic power ballad, part hilarious ego-fueled anthem, this musical parody imagines Ronaldo reminding the entire football world exactly who they're dealing with. The goals, the trophies, the glory, the abs—and, of course, the iconic SIUUU!

Packed with catchy melodies, outrageous lyrics, and the signature sports satire you've come to expect from Foresomes, this record takes a hilarious look at what happens when the world's most self-confident football superstar is told to take a seat.

You can bench the players. You can bench the substitutes. But you DON'T bench Cristiano.

You've seen the claymation video. Now hear the entire song—including the verses that didn't make the final cut.

What you're getting:

• 🎧 Complete, full-length original song
• 🎵 High-quality 320 kbps MP3 download
• 🎨 Custom Foresomes claymation album artwork embedded in the file
• 📲 Instant digital download—yours to keep and play whenever you want

No subscriptions. No streaming required. Just the full record.

An original Foresomes Records production.

Independent sports comedy and parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Cristiano Ronaldo, his clubs, the Portugal national team, or FIFA.

Price: $1.99