Still Single at 56: Did I Miss the Memo or Was I Just Ghosted by Destiny?”

“I’ve been chasing love since my 20s, convinced that every new decade would finally bring me that magical relationship. Now, at 56, I’m starting to think I missed an important memo. Was I ghosted by fate, or have I just been dating in the wrong time zone this whole time? From awkward setups to situationships that went absolutely nowhere, here’s my hilariously tragic tale of dodged proposals, disappearing dates, and learning that maybe the love story I’ve been waiting for… is my own!”