Application to Maintain the Damn Yard — Funny Printable

Because the house has an outside too, babe. 😂🌱

The grass is becoming a wildlife preserve. The weeds have names. And “I was gonna do it tomorrow” has somehow survived three seasons.

The Application to Maintain the Damn Yard brings four pages of Funny Floppin’ Forms sass to neglected lawns, outdoor clutter, unfinished projects, and the neighbors who have officially entered the chat.

INSIDE:

• 29 numbered questions plus maintenance checklists.

• Funny checkboxes and space for written answers.

• A lawn-care excuse generator.

• The “I Was Gonna Fix That” museum.

• Questions about gutters, fences, mystery yard junk, and seasonal chores.

• A seasonal checklist and space to choose your next task.

• Large, readable text with green accents.

For anyone whose outdoor project supplies now need maintenance themselves. 👀😂

WHAT YOU GET

One four-page PDF digital download. Print at home and fill out by hand.

Digital product only—no physical item will be shipped. Contains adult language. Created for humor and everyday reflection; not a professional maintenance guide.

50% of profits go to charity. Sass with a purpose. 🫶🏻