Official Work Bestie Application — Funny Coworker Printable

Every workplace needs at least one person who can understand an entire conversation through eye contact during a meeting.

The Official Work Bestie Application is three pages of questionable workplace screening for the coworker who provides emergency snacks, bathroom-break coverage, confidential workplace tea, and the facial expression that says, “Are you seeing this shit?”

Applicants will be evaluated on:

• Workplace confidentiality

• Mutual eye-roll compatibility

• Emergency bathroom-break procedures

• Workplace crying and crisis support

• Coffee and food-run loyalty

• Honest advice and public backup

• Meme-sharing commitments

• Remaining friends after one of you finally quits

Successful applicants may receive unlimited memes, emergency snacks, emotional support, questionable confidentiality, and someone who genuinely makes work more survivable.

Perfect for:

• Favorite coworkers

• Office gift exchanges

• Employee appreciation

• Farewell and retirement parties

• New jobs

• Anyone whose work bestie is the only reason they haven’t quit

You’ll receive one three-page printable PDF instantly after purchase.

This is a humorous novelty application and not official workplace, employment, or human-resources documentation. Keep the workplace tea fun, respectful, and away from anything genuinely confidential.

Digital product only. No physical item will be mailed.