Clean and Poetic JavaScript, Your Co-Workers Will Love You.

Clean and Poetic JavaScript, Your Co-Workers Will Love You.
You ever read code so clean it makes you question your life choices? Like, why can't I write like this? Turns out, it’s not some mystical talent. It’s about being deliberate. Elegant. Graceful.
I used to think writing beautiful code meant reading thousands of pages, studying software lore, or waiting for some moment of divine inspiration. Nah. It’s just about how you wield the blade.
Think of your programming like a katana. Sharp. Precise. Controlled.
Going from a 6.5 to an 8.5 dev isn’t about brute-forcing patterns, it’s learning to weave and cut, not smash. That’s the kind of code others want to read. Work with. Build on.
A few months back, I built a low-level JavaScript message broker in 4 days, just for fun, fresh off some C wrestling. It works. It’s also ugly as hell. A glorious mess of hacks, sins, and bad decisions I’d normally bury.
But I didn’t. I annotated every code smell and misstep with FIXMEs, and in this short handbook, I walk you through turning that 6.5 codebase into an elegant 8.5, step by step.
Along the way, you’ll learn:
- How low-level JavaScript really works
- How to refactor for clarity, elegance, and structure
- How to think like a samurai, not a scripter
This isn’t about design patterns, though they help. It’s about timeless fundamentals: inverted control, composability, knowing the edges of your language. It’s about mastering the craft.
So you'll take that ugly duckling codebase and make it a gliding swan.
Course curriculum
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1Kata - Pure JS message broker Cleanup