ROBIN HOOD A Very Naughty Adult Panto - VIP Stage
🏹 ROBIN HOOD: A Very Naughty Adult Panto
Two years after they bought the forest, Bow & Arrow are back — and this time the forest is a wedding, the wine is drugged, and the truth serum does the confessing for everyone.
Rated 18+. Pan-active. Affirmative. Loud
Built for the buyer, not the curious
If you programme loud, filthy, participatory, group-booking-friendly adult comedy — you're in the right place.
All others: scroll past. There are gentler forests.
Logline
In the wildly inappropriate "Pissing About Age" of Sherwood, two season-old outlaws discover their Sheriff is drugging the wedding wine to fund her own marriage. Robin Hood walks out of the trees. Maid Marian stops being quiet. A fraudulent King confesses everything. A dominatrix sidekick cries in a deer suit. The forest is taken back. The audience scores every home run.
What you're buying
A complete two-act adult panto — script-ready, stage-tested, audience-collaborative
A finished professional script DOCX: 19 numbered scenes, 2 hours runtime, interval locked to the truth-serum cliffhanger and a ready for your stage manager notes to roll out at the first read-through.
This is not a treatment. Not a sample. Not a "ready to develop." This is the show. Title block, character list, production note, scene-by-scene dialogue, stage directions, music-cue suggestions, audience beat annotations, and a singalong finale wired for the curtain call.
Why programmers book it
🔥 The truth-serum finale is unrepeatable-proof. Every villain confesses on stage — in front of the crowd the script has spent ninety minutes priming for it. The avalanche lands every performance.
🔥 Pan-active by design, not by accident.30+ audience beats scripted into the pages: boos, warning shouts, He's behind you, Don't move Lance, Wear the mask, Big Dave didn't do it. The crowd is engineered, not hoped for.
🔥 Hero worship + villain mechanics in the same room. Robin enters to a hero's welcome. The Sheriff and her sidekick Lance are properly vile — boo-hiss machinery with kinks that get humiliatingly public in Act 2. The crowd knows who to back and who to bury.
🔥 Built for group bookings. Hen parties. Stag dos. Christmas adult panto slots. Adult fringe weekends. The script begs for heckling and tips the crowd for every shout.
🔥 Touring-friendly design.** Doubled cast, modest set, fast changes, music as "Suggested feel" — no dead YouTube links, no platform dependency. Pack Friday. Road to Blackpool Saturday.
🔥 Shared-universe pull for repeat programmers. If you've programmed BOW & ARROW, this is the next instalment. Same characters, fresh story, brand-new engine (truth serum). Customers come back to see what Sherwood did next.
What's in the VIP Stage package
- Full two-act stage script — clean professional DOCX, ready to download and produce immediately
- 19 numbered scenes — with full stage directions, lighting cues, prop notes, and audience beat annotations
- Music cue system — every cue labelled with "Suggested feel" and a reference style, freeing you to license equivalents, commission originals, or use library music
- 12-role character list — with the four doubling assignments built in (Gob, Miss Thorn, Maid Marian, Ursula)
- Production Playbook
- LICENSE FOR UNLIMITED Performances for 6 months
Trust & FAQ
Is this a sequel to BOW & ARROW?
Yes — same universe, same characters, same adult night-out energy. Two years have passed. Bigger stakes, bigger engine, bigger clown car. Works as a standalone for audiences who haven't seen BOW & ARROW, and rewards repeat viewers who have.
However, at the same time it's a stand alone story as well.
How adult is "adult"?
Rated 18+. Sexual themes throughout. Strong language. Audience participation is required (and rewarding). Themed props including the "William" 10-inch medical-grade silicone device. No actual nudity. Villain humiliation scenes are cruel but comedic — all jabs land on stage in panto tradition.
Will it work with a cold crowd?
Yes. The script puts the audience to work in the first three pages. Friar Tuck opens with direct address. Gob is a chaos gremlin who breaks props on cue. By Scene 4 the crowd is steering the show. First-night audiences become co-stars within ten minutes.
Do I need to handle intimacy coordination?
The script is themed, not explicit. "Suggestive only" moments are flagged. The "William" prop is central to a comedy beat, not a sex act. Treat it like any panto prop — visible, narrated, laughed at. No complex choreography required.
Pricing
🎟️ Standard licence — PLACEHOLDER PRICE
Includes the full script DOCX, scene-by-scene breakdown, audience beat annotations, music cue system, character list, production notes, and the cast walkdown. Single-production licence per venue.
For touring rights, multi-venue licensing, regional exclusivity, or co-production conversations — email Barry directly.
🏹 READY TO PROGRAMME?
Add to cart. Download. Programme. Let the truth serum hit.
"Two potions. One goblet. The confessions start the avalanche."
Creator
Barry Levy — writer of the Bow & Arrow Universe: BOW & ARROW (the first instalment), ROBIN HOOD: A Very Naughty Adult Panto (this one), and what's coming next.
If you're a venue, producer, programmer, or licensor interested in the full Universe package, regional exclusivity, or co-production conversations — feewl free to message Barry directly.
⚠️ Fine print
© 2024 Bow & Arrow Universe. Barry Levy. All rights reserved. Rated 18+
All sales final on digital script products. No refunds on downloadable theatrical scripts.
Returns policy: if the script doesn't fit your programming needs, we offer full credit toward any other Golbal Stage Hub catalogue title. Just email proof of purchase and we'll honour it.
