Feeding Yourself Like a Feral Adult: The Survival Edition

Because feeding yourself shouldn’t require motivation, planning, or clean counters.

This 3-in-1 bundle is for the burnt out, the emotionally unavailable, and the food-challenged. You’ll get everything you need to eat like a functional (if slightly unhinged) adult—without a single recipe in sight.

Includes:

1. What’s in the Fridge? Chaos Meal Grid (Freebie value)
2. A low-effort visual grid for when your brain won’t brain and your fridge won’t cooperate. Sort your snacks by energy level. Microwave something. Feel alive again.
3. Feeding Yourself for the Emotionally Unavailable ($3 value)
4. A snarky survival guide for humans who forget to eat, don’t want to cook, or panic when asked what’s for dinner. Includes meal templates, pantry MVPs, and a self-check tracker.
5. No Recipe Recipe Book ($7 value)
6. A collection of meal ideas for people who can't deal with instructions. It’s not a cookbook. It’s a rebellion. Includes visuals, hacks, and zero tolerance for food guilt.

Perfect For:

• Goblin mode snackers
• Post-spiral meal prep
• Anyone who’s opened the fridge and immediately shut it again

Bonus: If you eat something from this bundle while standing over the sink, it still counts.

Bundle Price: $9

(Value: $10+ in unhinged-but-useful survival tools)