Crumble Beer Koozies

Imagine this my friend; you're on the sofa, one hand tickling your undercarriage, the other clasping a cold beer. It's paradise right?! But wait, there's something wrong (and it's not that patch of dry skin on your left testicle (adjust if female) this time)! It's worse than that, far worse! Your beer is approaching room temperature and the process of warming can't be reversed. It's a bit like global warming, but worser, more worser than you could ever imagine. What can be done? What's the solution? What could possibly stop this terrible eventuality from occurring in future undercarriage scratching situations??

Well this is where the catchily titled, 'Pull Me Ears Back Said Dave to Crumble Special Edition Beer Koozie/Cooler' comes to the rescue! The one size (as long as it fits) beer cooler jacket/jumper/gilet/tank-top for your cold drinks, ready to stop potential beer warming crises. We're here for you people, we've got you.

Now go and buy one cos this farcical description took me twenty minutes to write!

Peace is eventually out,

Dave and Mr C xxx