News is not News.™

“News is not news. It is a weapon.”

News is not News.™ is a razor-sharp satire in a cultural anthology that exposes how media across the spectrum weaponizes events into polarized noise, leaving audiences trapped in an endless ticker crawl. This biting compilation uses satirical transcripts, split-screens, and "news crawl" parodies to show how every headline becomes weaponized entertainment and performance. Including 20+ segments, this package is designed for an anthology book, staged readings, or sketch-series adaptation. This IP offers a direct and timely critique of media systems, primed for social consumption and viral distribution.