The People’s Glossary of Regime Media Translations

When the news says “Restoring Order,” they mean troops in your streets. When they say “Targeted Enforcement,” they mean ICE raids on your neighbors. If you’ve ever yelled at the radio for calling concentration camps “detention facilities,” or hurled the remote when legacy media dressed up lies as “colorful language,” this is for you.

This pocket guide slices through doublespeak with plain, unvarnished translations—satirical, yes, but deadly serious in its use. Print it, pin it, pass it along. Because the first step in resisting propaganda is calling things by their real names.