DINING WITH THE DEVIL: A Gastronomic Grimoire

DINING WITH THE DEVIL: A Gastronomic Grimoire  - Dominic

THE DEVIL DOESN'T WEAR PRADA. HE EATS CARBS.

Let’s be honest: your dinner parties are boring.

The conversation is safe. The wine is lukewarm. The food is "responsibly sourced" and tastes like damp cardboard. You are feeding people, but you are not feeding them. You are merely sustaining their biological functions until they can go home and watch Netflix.

It is time to stop apologisng for your appetites.

In Dining with the Devil, Dominic—London’s most notorious occultist and a man who has been banned from three Michelin-starred restaurants for "unsettling the staff"—invites you to a different kind of table. This is not a cookbook for the faint of heart, the calorie-conscious, or the morally rigid. This is a manifesto for the dark arts of hospitality.

Inside, you will discover:

• The Seduction of the Soul: Why a perfectly seared steak is more potent than a love spell, and how to use truffles to bypass a pre-nup.
• Diplomacy by Intoxication: Cocktails designed to loosen tongues, lower inhibitions, and secure favorable terms in both business and blackmail.
• The Ethics of Poisoning: A theoretical (wink) guide to ingredients that cause spiritual distress, existential dread, or mild hallucinations in unwanted guests.
• Ritual Feasting: How to host a dinner for entities that require blood, smoke, or very expensive scotch as an offering.

Forget "clean eating." This is dirty eating. This is food that stains your fingers and your karma. This is cuisine for the wolf, not the sheep.

Whether you are looking to close a deal with a demon, seduce a rival, or simply enjoy a quiet meal while the world burns down around you, this book is your essential companion.



Warning: The author accepts no liability for weight gain, gout, or the sudden appearance of cloven hoofprints in your kitchen linoleum.

PRAISE FOR DOMINIC

"I went to one of his dinner parties in 2019. I woke up three days later in a sensory deprivation tank in Zurich. The risotto was excellent." — Anonymous Hedge Fund Manager

"Dominic cooks like he summons: with too much fire and a complete disregard for public safety." — The High Priestess of the [Redacted] Coven

"Disgusting. Decadent. Dangerous. I'll take two copies." — A Very Senior Politician