Fruitless Gardens

Beloved Bufilamina Fuzitacinuwez,

Hello, how are you doing?

Expectantly, I hope you are having a satisfyingly pleasant day!

Instructively, here is the official description regarding my brand-new electronic book:

1 » Fantastically, my very first ebook is now available for purchase.

2 » Emphatically, I decided to name it as: Fruitless Gardens.

3 » Explanatorily, I chose this precise title with the intention to adequately summarize what this digital text/prose document represents in its entirety. Symbolically, the implicit analogy here is a figurative garden that, incomprehensibly somehow, deplorably failed to achieve its main purpose. Alternatively in other words, it had significantly phenomenal ambitions to become something remarkably magnificent, but it ended up failing after a lamentably short time. Moreover, it is a deliberate combination of two completely random words that stand for all the ineffective composing attempts I have, unsuccessfully and indecisively, tried to make in the past few (Gregorian) years. Therefore, being a collection of multiple fruitless writing attempts, some texts may contain a considerable amount of grammatical errors (or sentences that may not be properly structured), since they symbolize the intriguing concept of: “giving up on the desire to continue composing something in specific, disregarding the results that have been attained so far”. Hence, it is premeditatedly intentional! Nevertheless, emblematically, it could have been a prodigiously outstanding garden that, without any sufficiently acceptable excuse, defeatedly failed to thrive with his reputedly commonplace proposal to originate a garden full of flourishingly exceptional plants, consequently preventing them from successfully germinating, and subsequently becoming a magically enchanting garden. Thus, that is exactly why I purposefully selected this title.

4 » Unmistakably, the prose document has the following characteristics:

• A5 PDF format;
• 17,509 words in total;
• Last but not least, it has 111 pages.

5 » Relevantly, this virtual document brings together twenty-one attempts, divided into two parts, with the goal of trying to write short fictional stories. Pivotally, regarding the topics covered in this document: they encompass “several” themes; moreover, namely dualistic variations between constructively upbeat themes and others that are somewhat undeniably pessimistic. Therefore, prudently, you will have to purchase it in order to truly understand what each one attempts to address.

Optimistically, I genuinely hope you became keenly interested in the book after reading its depiction.

Kind-heartedly, have a fabulous day!

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