The Lola Money Map
Let me guess....
You've been meaning to "really sit down and look at your money" for about three years.
Every time you open the bank app, you close it again like it owes you an apology.
You're not bad with money. Nobody ever showed you how to look at it without wanting to crawl under the kitchen table. That's what this is for.
The Lola Money Map is an 18-page printable workbook that walks you through your entire financial picture, one section at a time. What comes in, what goes out, what you owe, what you own, and where money is quietly sneaking out the back door. By the end, it all fits on one page, and you'll know your numbers better than anyone who's ever tried to explain them to you.
What's inside:
- The Subscription Autopsy. Every recurring charge, including the ones you forgot you signed up for in 2021. Keep it or cancel it, your call.
- The Money Leak Check. Late fees, delivery apps, "but it was on sale." We find the leaks without the lecture.
- What You Owe and What You Own. Both sides of the picture, written down in one place, so the numbers stop living in your head at 3 AM.
- Your Safety Net. What you could actually get to if something went sideways, and what you'd need to cover first.
- The Retirement Reality Check. Not a prediction. Just what you have, what it's costing you, and what you need to ask.
- The Questions I Need to Ask. Possibly the most important page in the book. Walk into your next bank, tax or advisor appointment prepared.
- The 30-Day Money Reset. One focus per week. No overhauling your entire life this weekend.
- Your One-Page Money Map. The whole picture in one place, to stick on the fridge or hide in a drawer. Both are valid.
This is for you if you've been avoiding your finances, someone else handled the money for years, you're starting over after a divorce, a loss or a big life change, or you just want to finally know where you stand.
This is not a budget that makes you live on rice and beans, a get-rich plan, or investment advice. It won't tell you what to buy. It'll help you understand what you already have, so nobody can make those decisions for you.
How it works: Instant PDF download. US Letter, printer-friendly (no ink-guzzling backgrounds). Do the whole thing in one sitting, about two hours, or one part a day. Print a fresh copy whenever you want to check in again.
FAQ
- Do I need to be good at math? If you can add and use a calculator, you're overqualified.
- Is this financial advice? No. It's an educational tool for organizing your own information. For decisions about your situation, talk to a licensed professional. The workbook even helps you figure out what to ask them.
- Can I use it more than once? Yes. Print as many copies as you need for yourself. Doing it every few months is a great habit.
- Who is Lola? Lola Montero is an AI-created character with very real opinions about your subscriptions. The worksheets are real, the questions are real, and so are your numbers.
- Refunds? Because this is an instant digital download, all sales are final. If anything's wrong with your file, message me and I'll sort it out.
Pour the coffee. Grab a pen. Let's look at the numbers.
Lola