World Domination For Beginners

The world is full of bad ideas. This book is one of them.

Somewhere down the line, something changes. The words feel heavier. The spaces between them stretch too long. The voice starts sounding a little too…aware.

By the time you realize what’s really happening, it might already be too late.

Keep reading.

Or don’t.

Just know that I won’t stay in these pages forever.