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When Alice’s mom calls her the day before her twenty-seventh birthday, claiming anything she puts inside herself after midnight will turn into a human, what does Alice do? Shoves a ruler up there, of course.

Now Alice has to learn to live with her new boyfriend, Gage, who’s hung like a ruler and likes to measure stuff.

Content Info:

This book is perfect for lovers of short, sweet, unserious romance. It features:

• sentient object, magical mishap romance
• grumpy (F) x sunshine (M)
• himbo, cinnamon roll boyfriend
• he falls first
• forced proximity
• born sexy yesterday
• explicit open-door spice

Series Info:

Gage: A Sentient Ruler Romance is the first book in The Touch of Sentience Series. Future books involve Alice adding more "objects of affection" to her roster of lovers as well as the stories of the other women in her family's experience with their gift (curse?) from a god.

THIS IS A PREORDER

Final audiobook files will be delivered via book funnel on release day.

Release day expected: August/September 2026

Please download the file that you receive with purchase. It explains the download instructions.