the Haunt of Heft!

Greetings and Salutations, Boils & Ghouls!

It is I, your favorite fat lit writer, here to tempt you once again with some spooky and sizeable content that collects every story posted to my Patreon this October! If you like your flab with a side of something that crawled off the slab, take a peek inside this old rag mag for such stories as...

Fake Geek Girl (Sneak Peek!) [BBW/XWG/Fantasy Sequence]

A slice of life story without the context is just a story, right?

Enjoy a sneak peek at next year's new weekly story - Fake Geek Girl - and jump right into the Halloween-themed fantasy sequence to boot!

Trick-or-treat? More like Girls-Gotta-Eat!

the Monster Rally! [SSBBWs/BBWs]

You may want to think twice before you ask for extra butter on your popcorn, dear readers... because these ladies feast on terror by the pound!

Welcome the Monster Rally, this year's side-dish to the main course meals of our Halloween-themed stories! These are super short, 500-word stories that were part of our previous write night over in the $3 Social Club discord - just the thing you need to top you off and make you loosen your belt on a super-packed Halloween!

Starring!:

• The Bride of Frankenstein!
• The Mummy!
• The Wolf Woman, Laurie Talbot!
• and Jackie Griffin, the Invisible Woman!

the Extra-Large Life of Riley - [Alternate Ending]

Let's catch up with our good friend Riley.

Ever since she debuted in I Liked You Better Fat, and co-starred in Perfectus in Mundo (not to mention a cameo appearance in Raye & Fayzan!) Riley's been turning readers' heads. But after going through the wringer in those stories, quitting her job, getting dumped by her girlfriend, it only made sense that we'd catch up with her again in Life of Riley, posted last year.

Since then, things haven't been... hold on a minute...

Does anyone else smell brimstone?

AfterLife of Haley : Unintended Slime Effects! [BBW/XWG/TF/Slimegirl]

Life of Haley stories are set in the sleepy southern suburbs - laissez-faire and not a care in the world.

Unfortunately for Haley, she's been badgered into getting a job! No more laying around, eating mama's food and getting fat between college classes. Tara couldn't be more thrilled that her mooch of a baby sister is finally getting off her ass and doing something with her life, but working at a Yeng testing facility as a guinea pig? The pay better be good - because the take-home benefits sure aren't.

After Haley eats something strange, blue, and bad for her, she starts going through a rather unsettling transformation!

Enjoy an extra-big Bonus Round to Mix and Match Game 9 as we ring in the spooky season right with another entry into the AfterLife of Haley!

They're Coming to Get You, Barbara! [SSBBW/NSFW]

Brought to you by Bobo the Hobo (and best read in black and white), the biweekly bru-ha-ha that makes up the bulk of this year's Halloween Special is called...

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!

She’s big, blonde, and built for burgers—and now she’s on the menu in humanity's last all-you-can-eat buffet!

When the dead rise from their graves with an appetite for flesh, one plump schoolteacher and her hunky coal-miner hubby find themselves in a midnight showdown between true love and the undead’s all-you-can-eat special!

Can true love survive shambling corpses, diner food, and doorways that just weren’t built for double-wide dames? Or will she discover that sometimes the apocalypse brings more than just zombies banging on your door…

Co-Starring a shotgun savior with sweaterpuppies out the wazoo, who's here to save big beautiful blondes and shoot zombies—luckily there's plenty of both to go around!

An 8-part bad B-Movie spectacular!