The Prank-Call Buddy Kit — The Two-Way Roast-Call Game for Friends

An AI bot calls your friend every day with your greeting, a brand-new ridiculous roast-name, and your latest comeback — then reports back every word so they can fire back tomorrow. Both sides play. Both sides said yes first. THE GAME: You and a friend opt in. Each of you gets an AI prank-call buddy that calls the other once a day — opens with YOUR standing greeting, drops a fresh cartoon roast-name (never repeated), delivers your scripted comeback, banters a round or two, and reports the whole call back word for word. Their comeback today is your ammunition tomorrow. WHAT'S INSIDE (14-page PDF): • Quick Start — first call running in about 10 minutes • House Rules & the Opt-In text — consent first, stop words that end it instantly • Setup Cards for both directions • Two paste-ready AI briefs (one per direction) with all the guardrails baked in • The Comeback Bank — 36 scripted comebacks, ready to fire • The Roast-Name Vault — 120 ready-made names + word banks to mint 6,400 more, with a no-repeat tracker • Troubleshooting — missed days, lost spark, ending the game cleanly THE RULES THAT KEEP IT FUN: opt-in only, the bot identifies itself up front, calls only 8 AM–9 PM, roast-names stay pure cartoon nonsense — nothing about real life, health, family, or work. Anybody says "quit" and it stops, warmly, for good. YOU'LL NEED: an AI calling app that takes pasted instructions and places calls (like Wajo/Fo) — this kit is the game, the scripts, and the guardrails; your app does the dialing. Instant download. Print the Vault page, cross names off as you burn them, and may the best roast win.