My Trashy Boyfriend

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Estate-sale organizer Nadine Bell caught a raccoon stealing one very specific piece of hardware. Then the raccoon turned into the suspiciously familiar salvage dealer who had been asking about it all morning.

Nadine knows the difference between treasure, trash, and somebody else's property. So when ornate brass rosettes begin disappearing from the houses she clears, she intends to recover every last one—even if the thief keeps turning his back and pretending she cannot see what he is holding.

Vince Rumbaugh is a historic-hardware specialist, a raccoon shifter, and the latest caretaker of a family warehouse containing far too many “perfectly useful” objects. He believes the stolen rosettes belong to a scattered piece of Rumbaugh history. Nadine believes current owners still get a vote. Unfortunately for both of them, saving the warehouse means working together.

As they trace old letters, family stories, and eleven pieces of botanical brass, Nadine discovers that Vince is more thoughtful than his methods suggest—and Vince discovers that bringing a story home does not have to mean taking it. But when he risks her business and breaks the one rule she made unmistakably clear, repairing their growing relationship will require restitution, honesty, and the hardest thing a raccoon can do: leave the shiny object where it belongs.

My Trashy Boyfriend is a warm, wry, closed-door raccoon-shifter romantic comedy featuring a curvy Black estate-sale organizer, a salvage-obsessed hero, an impossible family warehouse, long conversations with room to wander, found-family chaos, and a standalone happily ever after.

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