“Pregnancy Survival Kit 👶✨ (Because Growing a Human is Kinda a Lot)” aka your sassy, sparkly sanity guide for the chaos of pregnancy

Hey mama! 💕

Pregnancy got you feeling like a magical goddess and a hormonal swamp witch all at once? SAME. This is your ultimate printable Pregnancy Survival Kit — here to help you ride the wave of weird cravings, wild emotions, and womb-growing wizardry without totally losing your marbles. 🌀🍔😭

Whether you’re barfing in a grocery bag or sobbing over cereal commercials, this kit’s got your back. You don’t need more advice — you need a cute, funny, and actually helpful space to track the real sh*t happening in your body and brain.

Inside this bundle:

📝 First Trimester Sanity Sheet

(aka “WTF is Happening to Me?” checklist of chaos)

🎢 Mood Swing Tracker

Because your emotions are on a rollercoaster with no seatbelt 🎡💥

💬 Partner Communication Cheat Sheet

So they finally know what “I’m fine” really means 😤❤️

🍕 Cravings & Aversions Log

Pickles? Cake? Pickles and cake? It’s a judgment-free zone 🤰🍰🥒

🛍️ Hospital Bag Checklist (Real AF Edition)

Not just the “pretty” stuff — the actually helpful stuff too 💄➡️🧻

🧠 Mental Health Check-In

Because growing a baby is emotionally Olympic-level work 💭💪

🛌 Routine Pages (Morning ☀️ + Bedtime 🌙)

To keep your brain on track when you forget what day it is

✨ Made for real-life pregnancy feels:

The bloated days, the beautiful moments, and the breakdowns in Target.

Print it. Use it. Scribble on it. Laugh at it. Cry on it.

This kit is your permission slip to NOT have it all together — and still be a badass mama anyway. 💖👑