Bitch, Miss Me!: Love, Lies & Realness With a Twist

Terrence thought he found love.

Instead, he found himself crying over a 23-year-old Twitter thirst trap with “DL” in his bio and ballroom trophies on his shelf.

Set against the loud, messy, and dramatic world of Chicago ballroom culture, Bitch, Miss Me! is a shady, hilarious, and painfully real short story about delusion, aging, heartbreak, fake privacy, and learning when to walk away from people playing in your face.

When Terrence gets publicly called out by his sharp-tongued best friend Malcolm during a ballroom event called Realness With a Twist, secrets explode, tweets get exposed, feelings get hurt, and the entire room watches one man realize he’s been funding his own emotional destruction.

Filled with gossip, comedy, drama, clapbacks, and unforgettable one-liners, this urban tale mixes heartbreak and humor with a powerful message about self-worth, loneliness, and chasing validation from the wrong people.

Because sometimes the biggest scam isn’t money…

it’s believing somebody loves you when they only love what you provide.