A&G That Pair of Pliers Rescue Scotlands Bravest Heart

                   "A WAR IN A CHIPPY TAKEAWAY” 

A&G with Martha and Julie were entertaining a few family guests from the USA while Brian Smart Financial Director was going over the state of the Company before the January Board Meeting seclusion this mammoth task was The VIP suite on their Yacht so questions and answers were bounced off A&G for Brian's clarification and also The State of H&S  LA media Group of Martha and Julie they were Four of the Richest People on the Planet.

Brian had known Gaz since sailing offshore days when they were teamed up on the same crew and then transferred to Japan loyalty works both ways in that 28/28 world of Offshore life back in those days, Gaz was living in Plymouth Brian had done his basic Navy Training there so there was a bond of acknowledged friendship in familiarity over those years trust was such a positive factor, 

A&G was always on about his confirmed Bachelor status in those Early Years Brian took Gaz under his wing showing him all the sights of Bangkok nightlife when Gaz headed to China Brian Headed to Brazil yet they still kept their emails in touch with Gaz went to Live in Pattaya while Brian stayed in the City of Bangkok, and now and again would meet up to catch up with the Oil Patch gossip with News of Friends and have a Night out staying at the Hotel on the weekend 

Brian had met Big Al, whom he called the Scouse mouth in Singapore as wild as AL was he was still Mr Fix It on Drill ships and Semi Submersibles with spare Parts full of Fun and Battles around the old Navy Haunts of Singapore cemented a Good Friendship  Brian was settled down, yet knowing he was no Spring Chicken, 

 He had the shock of his life when he found out A&G had invented this Rejuvenator. They offered him the financial director job was Flexible work where required in Singapore Bangkok China Jakarta Australia wherever his expertise was needed, Gaz called him the Memory Man his Brain was like a Computer for details and costing Contracts he was making them Rich as he was paid very well it was the Love of the Job knowing he was trusted so much.

Martha's cousins Jenny and Cleo worked in the Film script and Books department of H&S  LA Head office both were in their early Fifties they had the Rejuvenator Treatment in Dalian China and were no longer lesbians they seemed to have lost that Female Lust and Focused their attention on a Single Mr Smart as did a Few of The Universe Dancer Yacht Ladies crew, now Brian had seen them go for their First Rejuvenator Treatment yet seeing them laying on deck around the Pool in Bikinis he could not believe the transformation he had no time to Lounge about he was all work they all went out to dinner on Saturday Night the choice was Italian Barolo restaurant A&G favourite while in Dalian.

Brian was sandwiched between Jenny and Cleo he was surprised to learn their GrandParents Lived in Kirkcaldy Fife Scotland,

This was his own Home Town as the Night pressed on and the wine flowed it was customary that AL and Gaz would sing a few songs as they often did for the customers when the Singer Tom Morgan was Home Gaz was Barry White and AL Frank Sinatra and they both knew Brian was a Rod Stewart perfectionist 

Listening to this blew Jenny and Cleo away back to those Scottish Roots and the Applause was horrendous for all three Guys. 

There is a lot of Nightlife around the streets of downtown Dalian ‘ALICES’ is a well-known VIP Expat hangout that caters for all with Russian Dancing Pole Girls and China's best and fittest beauties this was no rip off There were fair prices for entry you get what you paid for with very big Bouncers to assist in any arguments. The ladies soon Found a few American Oilfield guys working at the shipyards out and about so Brian was left alone while they were off dancing nobody in a million years would believe that those two ladies were in their fifties. Brian was impressed but he had seen it all before and was very calm about who he would take home. His taste in ladies was Impeccable,

Lovemaking was in that category of keeping fit. 

Jenny knew he was leaving on Sunday she had only a few hours to make her play and he allowed it to happen she matched his every move was very moving and earth-shattering for Jenny her first real Man in such a long time Brian was also impressed at her stamina alas there was no Magic between those Sheets just Exercise, he bid all Farewell and left after Sunday Breakfast telling A&G the summary would be on their Desk Wednesday thanking them for a great week of Peace and hospitality When back in Pattaya it was a bucket of Balls at the Golf range Sports Club then Dinner at The Robin Hood Carvery and reflection of the passionate ending to a week of sheer Bachelor luxury,

That evening he went along to the Country Roads Bar and met up with Igor the Icelander who was the new A&G Energy Director and his wife who was the local Thai Singer in the Band they all got along fine getting Brian to sing a few numbers, the most enjoyable evening, but he was home alone..

  Then a Few Days later at the annual Board meeting Bradford and Bingley were full of Praise for Mr Brian Smart's financial department glowing in Praise of everything ship shape and Bristol Fashion was an old sea Dog Expression that meant a lot to any Seafarer,

This New Year He had his work cut out with the expansion of new offices in all parts of the World and needed staff to fill those positions he could trust.   

Sitting in Gaz's Office with James Ken Martha Julie A&G and Igor Gaz gave him heartfelt thanks and thanked him for the efforts he had One Favour to ask it was normal every year he spent six weeks at his Home in Scotland and This Year there were Construction Modification and might need to stretch his Time supervising the Construction Team A&G answered Together not a Problem Pal just let us know how the Progress goes and if you need more help we can send Les Owens and his construction team, Do have a think and do let us know if we can help in anyway Gaz and AL were sincere in their offer and Brian appreciated that fact.

Brian's hometown of Kirkcaldy Fife  Scotland had undergone lots of changes and a new influx of overseas refugees it was Security on his mind to upgrade home safety lots of windows late at night getting smashed up and breaking into premises with petty theft on the rise, He used the Anti Squidji protection was a Gods gift the light film of squidji spray over his Windows saved many attempts and those bricks bounced back at the throwers as fast as they could Run and after a few got injured from their Bricks they soon gave his place a Miss. Also, his front and rear doors got their attention.

 Alas, he was a step ahead with his latest Robot Bulldog Barking Mad Robot the snarl and barking sounds were so realistic it was enough to keep those attempts at bay. So far so good. but he was getting more worried as the days and months moved on. Any empty House was a target if those Gangs found out it was heartbreaking what they would do to those properties. Strip the House's bare electric plumbing and copper water tanks sell anything for Drugs and then move on to the next it was heartbreaking for those Owners just away for a Month's Holiday to come back and see what a horrible mess those Gangs had made of their Home sheer disparate at such vandalism, and then they find out the Insurance does not cover the costs as staying away for longer than Ten days Forfeit the rights to Compensation too many Horror stories on those folks facing that drama,

Brian was just getting worried as things got more out of hand with those Gangs in their sheer vandalism. It seemed like they were doing it for the hell of it with so many horror stories around town, 

and the Criminal Gang had found that Three doors down from Brian's House a boarded-up ready-to-sell at-auction had already been cleaned out but this served as a headquarters and meeting Place out of the cold wet rain while boredom was the prime mover they stumbled on the old Coal Cellar they found this was going the Whole Length of under the street Pavement with the Bank was only Nine doors away and the One Brick width retaining walls was soon smashed up over those weeks before Brian got  home the Bank was their target Silence now the order of their game and late night dismantling had the Gang Members hanging about the streets watching and listening to the knocking down walls under their feet, 

The Afternoon Brian arrived for his holiday they were underneath the Bank Walls so far away he did not hear a sound

He parked his Vacumalator in the rear garden Garage and locked its Security system glad to be Home and play catch up with his Friends and get the construction teamwork started replacing doors and Windows with the new steel and squidji units  while most of the Banging was going on he went out to the Pub to get away from the noise and it did not take his mind long in recognising few refugee layabouts hanging around the street seemed to be always there hanging around he felt uneasy seeing the same faces looking his way menacingly,  He could look after himself  and was good at staying alive in any Fight no matter the opponent sizes but those refugees just looked like kids he thought no more but he was ready for anything going back and forth his Local Pub seeing those same faces just put him on edge they did not belong in the High Street just hanging around he felt suspicious but just brought it up in his Friends Banter lots of male refugees on the streets they were not looking for Jobs that's for sure.

What annoyed the Gang of Refugees was that the Bank had made steel walls knowing that the Cellar Tunnel was an Obvious weak point they beefed up security with Movement sensors and detection Infrared sweepers to the latest Technology deterrents and CCTV camera networks

Looking after money Most Scotsmen in Bank Manager positions took Pride in keeping other People's Money Safe to a PhD degree level of your not fucking having it.

The Ridicule for any Bank Manager in Scotland would be a Suicidle one-way street to get robbed of their Money, that pride shone on the photos of the Listed Employees Board inside the Bank which now put a different Plan into those Gang Brains going to be Kidnap was the Agreed way forward get the Bank Employees bring the cash to them with Threats and Kidnap the key Players Families they followed everyone Home Bank Manager and Chief Tellers knew exactly who lived at their homes. and how important they were to be able to get at the Money.

The key was Bank Manager Angus Coltard  Married with Three Children all at School and his Wife stayed in the Home or then there was  Chief Bank Teller Craig Hughes who was Married with Two Children also in School his wife stayed at Home both Men had access to codes or keys to open the Vault in working hours the Gang were good at seeing too many Movies knowing all those Angles in any language fear was going to be their Key to open vault Doors.

Being Greedy Roaming vigilant Bastards they soon saw the Vacumaltor sitting in Brian's Garage they did not know what it was but thought they could Sell it, sadly it alarmed back at HQ Pattaya 

Brian was at the Pub with his Pals when He Took James' call who asked if he was ok and that somebody was trying to break into his Vacumalator He bolted and went off to check and saw the Three Guys had forced the Garage doors open and were trying to drag the spacecraft out he waded into them and knocked two out while the other runs away to find Help and soon he was overcrowded with Nine guys beating him and soon had him Trussed up and then Luck his Pals Came from the Pub and Hell broke loose the Gang run off they made the Garage like a Fort Knox Brian was an ok bit of bruise around the eye and small cuts on his Face but was still fighting fit

He told James what was going on with those gangs of refugees and confirmed the Garage doors were now like Fort Knox.