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Exterior Paint Consultation — Your House, Repainted on Your Own Photo ($199) | Fast, Cheap & Confident

Picking an exterior color from a 2-inch paint chip is how people end up repainting twice.

Exterior Paint Consultation

Picking an exterior color from a 2-inch paint chip is how people end up repainting twice.


Send me clear photos of your house, and I'll repaint it — digitally, on your own photo — in one complete palette direction: body, trim, front door, shutters, garage, all placed and mapped. You get back:


- YOUR HOUSE, REPAINTED — your front photo recolored in the palette, so you see it on your walls, your roof, your light — not on a stranger's house in a brochure

- THE PLACEMENT MAP — every surface, which color goes on it, and why

- THE FINISH SCHEDULE — product type and sheen per surface, ready to hand to a painter or a paint-store counter

- THE PALETTE CARD — colors described in plain language and, where a manufacturer's own published chart can be verified on the day your plan is made, identified from that chart; anything that cannot be verified is honestly flagged "match by swatch." No paint code is ever printed from memory.


This tier gives you 1 direction, rendered in full.


I'm a photo-based color consultant — not a licensed contractor, painter, home inspector, or engineer.


I'm a photo-based color consultant (San Antonio, Texas) — not a licensed contractor, painter, or inspector, and this is a color-and-planning service, not a trade service. Jerry reviews every deliverable before the buyer sees it — every plan is reviewed by me personally before it lands in your inbox.


HOW IT WORKS

1. Buy this listing.

2. I email you the intake questions and photo guide (front straight-on + both front corners, daylight phone photos are fine).

3. You reply. Your clock is 5 business days from COMPLETE intake — photos + answers. Capacity: 2 consultations in flight at a time.

4. Your plan arrives as a PDF by email within 5 business days of complete intake.


Reshoot-before-clock rule: if your photos are too dark, too blocked, or too small to build a quality render from, I'll ask for new ones before your 5-day clock starts. I won't run the clock on photos I can't do good work from, and I won't quietly deliver a weak render.


Rendered colors are visualizations. Actual paint appearance varies with light, surface, screen, and application. Always test physical swatches on your home before buying full quantities.


Lateness = full refund: if your plan is not delivered within 5 business days of complete intake, your refund is automatic on request — reply to the email thread, no forms.


Holiday-squeeze doubling: delivery windows double during holiday-squeeze weeks — Nov 23–26 and Dec 21–25 — stated at intake before the clock starts.


HOA / local rules: Checking your HOA's rules is your responsibility. If you have an approved palette or a rule (e.g., "no dark bodies"), paste it into your intake and I will design inside it. Local rules are the customer's responsibility to check and supply.


Your photos: your photos are used only for your deliverable, and deleted 30 days after delivery. Portfolio use only with separate written opt-in — and addresses are never published.


Want three directions instead of one, or every structure on the property plus a photo-observation report? Those are my Signature ($299) and Full Property ($499) tiers. Want just a book of proven palettes by house style, no photo needed? That's the Palette Configuration Library ($39).


Two different 'paint' services live in this shop. The Paint Report ($79) audits how your online STORE looks — covers, colors, layout. This service is about your actual HOUSE. If your store is what needs help, you want the other one.


FAQ:

Q: What photos do you need?

A: Front straight-on (whole front in frame) and both front-corner angles, in daylight, unfiltered. A modern phone camera is fine. The intake email walks you through it, and if a photo can't carry a quality render I'll tell you before your clock starts.


Q: When exactly does my 5 days start?

A: When your complete intake — photos + answers — arrives. Not at purchase. If something's missing I'll ask for just that piece.


Q: What if my plan is late?

A: Then it's free. Not delivered within 5 business days of complete intake = full refund, just reply to the email thread. No forms.


Q: Do you give me real paint color names?

A: Every color in your palette card is checked against the manufacturer's own published chart the day your plan is produced. If one can't be verified, it's printed as a description with a "match by physical swatch" flag. I don't print color codes from memory; wrong codes are worse than none.


Q: Will the render show the exact color?

A: No render can. Screens, light, and surfaces all shift color — that's why the plan tells you exactly where to test physical swatches. The render settles the combination and placement; the swatch settles the final shade.


Q: I have an HOA.

A: Checking your HOA's color rules is your responsibility — but paste their approved palette or rules into your intake and I'll design inside them.


Q: What if I hate the direction?

A: The intake asks what you love and what you refuse before I design anything, which prevents most misses. This tier is one direction by design; if you want to compare, Signature ($299) renders three and includes a revision round. Taste isn't a refund trigger; lateness is.


Q: Do you come to my house / can you paint it?

A: No — this is a photo-based service, delivered by email, and I don't perform or subcontract painting work.


Q: What happens to my photos?

A: They're used only for your plan and deleted 30 days after delivery. I never show a customer's home in my portfolio without separate written permission, and addresses are never published.

Exterior Paint Consultation

Send me clear photos of your house, and I'll repaint it — digitally, on your own photo — in one complete palette direction: body, trim, front door, shutters, garage, all placed and mapped. Your plan arrives as a PDF by email within 5 business days of complete intake.

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Exterior Paint Consultation

$199