Mysterious Mushroom Computers (#69)

Did you know that scientists have created a kind of computer that is based on mushrooms? And that they use the compound psilocybin, found in certain psychedelic mushroom varieties, to power a kind of quantum biological computer?

This book explores these incredible mysteries, containing 85 never-before-seen photographs, and explains why the powers that be are keeping this amazing knowledge suppressed, so that it doesn't threaten the dominance of synthetic intelligence, which is proven vastly inferior to human-powered bio-quantum mushroom computers! But then, if you're reading this, you likely already knew that...

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