Expat Life Gone Wrong

Mark thought he was losing his mind.

His food kept disappearing.

His vodka seemed to evaporate by the day.

Things in his apartment moved while he was gone. Then one day, he came home early.

Big mistake.

Expat Life Gone Wrong is 10 stories about foreigners who swagger into life abroad thinking they’ve got this...

Life abroad has other plans.

A hot young Tinder date convinces one middle-aged foreigner he’s still got it.

The expat everybody loves and trusts until he runs off with their money.

I swagger into a Ukrainian wedding convinced I can drink with the locals. Forty-five minutes later, the babushki are still standing and my dignity isn’t.

I spent two months preparing for Tbilisi. Georgia took one night to humble me.

One American turns a boring visa fix into getting deported.

These people don’t tiptoe toward disaster.

They run right into it head fist, then wake up wondering where the hell it all went wrong.

You’ll recognize someone in here.

Maybe a friend. Perhaps an ex.

Maybe even yourself!

Still think you’d handle it better? Grab Expat Life Gone Wrong and see how fast life abroad can wipe that smug look right off your face.