Skinny Jeans (Single) by Kountry Mike
This song funny and it's country...it's Funtry Music. Major producers have predicted this song to be a Billboard charts hit. Caution: It's very catchy. You've been warned!
The premise of this song: Skinny people have the right to wear skinny jeans. The rest of us...we have other options. You're welcome!
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Lyrics
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
And the rest of us
Well you'll see what I mean
Straight leg
Boot cut
Relaxed fit
That's so they don't split when you sit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
Well I saw my friend just the other day
His beer gut was hanging over his waist
I said dude are your jeans what I think they is
He says no man
They're athletic fit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
And the rest of us
Now you know what I mean
Straight leg
Boot cut
Relaxed fit
That's so they don't split when you sit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
So I asked my friend what sport do you play
He said cornhole
I said give me a break
He said it's on that sports channel ESPN
I said so's poker
Come on man
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
And the rest of us
Well you know what I mean
Straight leg
Boot cut
Relaxed fit
That's so they don't split when you sit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
Flex fit
Stretch fit
Relaxed fit
That's so they don't split
When you sit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
And the rest of us
Well you know what I mean
Straight leg
Boot cut
Relaxed fit
That's so they don't split when you sit
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
Skinny people
Wear skinny jeans
Credits
From Country Music . Track released March 7, 2025
Lyrics and music written by: Michael Bova
Lead vocals: Michael Bova
Acoustic guitar: Michael Bova
Bass guitar: Michael Bova and Phillip Coe
Electric Guitar: Phillip Coe
All other instruments: Phillip Coe
Recorded at JCB Records Studios in Madison, NY
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