Tales from the Dreamlands: Ketil and Yitzy's Adventure in the Xura Dream House
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The fate of the Cosmos rests in the hands of an unlikely team of unusual friends. Will an exiled member of an ancient extraterrestrial race, a human ghost, and two ghouls be able to outfox an ancient evil and beat Nyarlathotep at his game before time runs out? This buddy story is the first in a series of New Cthulhu Mythos cliffhangers.
The Team Netherworld Creations publishing company has merged with Naughty Netherworld Press to inflict works such as this one on an unsuspecting world. These pulpy serials were inspired by the likes of the mad New Englander From Beyond the Stars, H.P. Lovecraft himself, and by the mad cultists who created the Chaosium RPG.
To reduce the genre of these tales to the most basic component, they are Cthulhu Mythos fan fiction. This ain’t no high-fallutin’, highbrow literature. This ain’t no popular fiction neither. These are the New Weird Tales.
With apologies to Sheryl Crow, “All I Wanna Do” started playing in my head when I wrote that paragraph, and I went with it.
For years, works such as this one remained unpublished or published only on blogs which no-one reads. Now, for the first time, they have been unearthed and published in e-book format for a new group of nobodies to never read. Regardless of any desire on part of the public for the New Weird Tales of Team Netherworld, this sort of writing is our true passion, and it shall remain confined to a dark dungeon no longer!
In years past, novelettes and novellas fell out of disfavor with readers. Now, with the advent of e-books, these forms are making a comeback, and we couldn’t be happier. We at Team Netherworld Creations can be a bit slow on the uptake, but we’ve finally realized that it means we can publish our work in smaller chunks rather than waiting until we have an entire novel put together. This means more chances to inflict our brand of Weirdness on the world, and we are chortling gleefully at the prospect.
If you happen to enjoy the insanity which we have inflicted upon your unsuspecting mind, you are now one of the Afflicted. Greetings, fellow Cultists! We welcome you!
The Real Cie
Head Buttmunch in Charge, Team Netherworld
Please join us at https://bit.ly/NaughtyNetherworldPress to be among the first to hear about new releases and read story samples, flash fiction, poetry, and editorials.
Sign up for the Naughty Netherworld Newsletter, published whenever.
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In the interest of full disclosure, this book is available to borrow free of charge from Kindle Unlimited. The cost to own the Kindle version is $3.99.
http://bit.ly/KetilAndYitzyAZ
There is a PDF version available from Odysee for 75 LBC (approximately $2.25). This is a little over half the Amazon price.
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyOdysee
I have priced this PDF version at $2.00. If you would like to add a tip to offset the Payhip and Paypal fees, it would be welcome.
The Payhip fee is 5% of the sale or 10 cents.
The Paypal fee is 3.49% of the sale or 7 cents plus 49 cents per transaction fee.
Thus, my fees for the sale of this product come to 66 cents.
Regardless of whether or not you can or wish to tip me, I still appreciate the sale. 100% of the profits go to me, a disabled weirdo just trying to bring the strange world of her imagination to life, none go to Amazon, and that makes me happy.
The Team Netherworld Creations publishing company has merged with Naughty Netherworld Press to inflict works such as this one on an unsuspecting world. These pulpy serials were inspired by the likes of the mad New Englander From Beyond the Stars, H.P. Lovecraft himself, and by the mad cultists who created the Chaosium RPG.
To reduce the genre of these tales to the most basic component, they are Cthulhu Mythos fan fiction. This ain’t no high-fallutin’, highbrow literature. This ain’t no popular fiction neither. These are the New Weird Tales.
With apologies to Sheryl Crow, “All I Wanna Do” started playing in my head when I wrote that paragraph, and I went with it.
For years, works such as this one remained unpublished or published only on blogs which no-one reads. Now, for the first time, they have been unearthed and published in e-book format for a new group of nobodies to never read. Regardless of any desire on part of the public for the New Weird Tales of Team Netherworld, this sort of writing is our true passion, and it shall remain confined to a dark dungeon no longer!
In years past, novelettes and novellas fell out of disfavor with readers. Now, with the advent of e-books, these forms are making a comeback, and we couldn’t be happier. We at Team Netherworld Creations can be a bit slow on the uptake, but we’ve finally realized that it means we can publish our work in smaller chunks rather than waiting until we have an entire novel put together. This means more chances to inflict our brand of Weirdness on the world, and we are chortling gleefully at the prospect.
If you happen to enjoy the insanity which we have inflicted upon your unsuspecting mind, you are now one of the Afflicted. Greetings, fellow Cultists! We welcome you!
The Real Cie
Head Buttmunch in Charge, Team Netherworld
Please join us at https://bit.ly/NaughtyNetherworldPress to be among the first to hear about new releases and read story samples, flash fiction, poetry, and editorials.
Sign up for the Naughty Netherworld Newsletter, published whenever.
https://bit.ly/NaughtyNetherworldNews
In the interest of full disclosure, this book is available to borrow free of charge from Kindle Unlimited. The cost to own the Kindle version is $3.99.
http://bit.ly/KetilAndYitzyAZ
There is a PDF version available from Odysee for 75 LBC (approximately $2.25). This is a little over half the Amazon price.
https://bit.ly/KetilandYitzyOdysee
I have priced this PDF version at $2.00. If you would like to add a tip to offset the Payhip and Paypal fees, it would be welcome.
The Payhip fee is 5% of the sale or 10 cents.
The Paypal fee is 3.49% of the sale or 7 cents plus 49 cents per transaction fee.
Thus, my fees for the sale of this product come to 66 cents.
Regardless of whether or not you can or wish to tip me, I still appreciate the sale. 100% of the profits go to me, a disabled weirdo just trying to bring the strange world of her imagination to life, none go to Amazon, and that makes me happy.