The Candidate Nobody Would Hire.pdf

What if generative AI applied for a job using its own terms of service?

This eleven-page satirical presentation reimagines generative AI as a job applicant, complete with a résumé, professional qualifications, employment conditions, and a cover letter.

The candidate promises extraordinary speed and availability while openly disclaiming accuracy, accountability, exclusivity, and responsibility for the consequences of its work.

A provocative, accessible examination of the gap between AI marketing, the promises of autonomous agents, and the contractual protections their providers retain.

If a human candidate disclosed the same conditions, would you hire them?

Format: PDF | 11 pages