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Barf, Bullies, and Mulberries: My Middle School Misadventures (Mission Possible Series) (eBook)

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They say—when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but what do you do with spinach, kale, or dandelion?

I say—add bananas and strawberries into a blender and make green barf!

After being awarded the Biggest Loser badges by the popular vote, Adam, Diego, and Jai are officially at the top of the Wall of Shame in their school, but does that mean they're going to sit around and whine about it?


Well... maybe a bit, but not for long!


The three friends are assigned an impossible mission by the school principal to convince their classmates to start eating healthy foods served in the cafeteria. Everybody knows fruits, veggies, and greens may be good for your body, but are disastrous for your image, and most teenagers would rather be caught dead than eating steamed broccoli, kale, or tofu.


It's not just super-hard to do.


It's simply Mission Impossible!


Armed with blenders, juicers, and vegetable peelers, the trio sets off on the quest to win the Science Fair contest, against the Strong and Fit Team, led by two school bullies, who won't shy away from anything to wipe all competitors off their way...


★★★★★ Funny. Entertaining. Highly recommended!


★★★★★ Buy the book and start reading and laughing today!


Product details

  • ASIN: B0869FMQZ1
  • Publisher: Green Reset Media (March 23, 2020)
  • Publication date: March 23, 2020
  • Language: English
  • File size: 1828 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage: Unlimited
  • Print length: 150 pages
  • Customer Reviews: 5.0 out of 5 stars, 1 rating


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Meet the Author!

Joanna Slodownik is fascinated by the amazing animals with whom we share this planet with us. She writes fiction and non-fiction books for children and adults that inspire, entertain and educate the readers of all ages. When she’s not writing and plotting her books and stories, she rides her bike around town, makes green smoothies and juices, and cooks delicious vegan meals for her family. During those activities, she constantly brainstorms ideas how to help the animals and the environment. Joanna's books contain content that goes straight to your heart, and may cause you to take actions with unforeseeable, long-lasting, life-changing consequences...so CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!