KETTLEHELL — 6-Week Full-Body Kettlebell Programme 🫖🔥

Product Description:

The 6-Week Kettlebell Web App Narrated Entirely by the Kettlebell Itself.

"Hello. I am your kettlebell. We need to talk."

It has been your doorstop, your dust collector, and your silent judge for years. KETTLEHELL is a 6-week full-body program delivered as an interactive mobile web app—and the bell has THOUGHTS that it will share between sets. No app store downloads required.

🔥 WHAT'S INSIDE:

• 6-Week Kettlebell Campaign: 4 sessions a week (35–45 mins each) requiring just one or two kettlebells.
• 3 Progressive Punishment Phases:
• The Grudge (Wk 1–2): We learn (3 sets · form first).
• The Reckoning (Wk 3–4): We work (3–4 sets).
• The Forge (Wk 5–6): We ascend (4 sets + complexes).
• Interactive "Let The Bell Speak" Button: Tap for hilarious, sarcastic commentary from your kettlebell about the years it spent ignored in the corner.
• Built-in Resource Modules: Quick tabs for The Sacred Form (technique rules), Fuel The Furnace (nutrition), and Iron Oaths (goals checklist).
• Built-in Rest Timers & Penance Tracking: Auto-tracks your daily penance and total 24-session redemption journey.
• 100% Offline & Private: Saves your logs, name, and progress locally on your device (localStorage). Zero external data sharing.

⚡ HOW IT WORKS:

1. Buy & download the lightweight web app (.html file).
2. Tap to open in Safari, Chrome, or Brave.
3. Tap "Add to Home Screen" to use it like a regular app—pay once, keep it forever!