Too Much Cake Is Not a Crime (5x7 Digital Download)

A beautiful printable card you can download instantly and send today.

A fun watercolor birthday card featuring a cheerful police officer holding a candle-covered birthday cake beside a police car, surrounded by colorful balloons and confetti. The playful message “Birthday Alert! Too Much Cake Is Not a Crime.” makes this a great birthday card for a police officer, law enforcement professional, or anyone who appreciates a little birthday humor.

What You Receive

• 1 PDF file

• Printable 5x7 foldable greeting card

• Formatted on an 8.5 x 11 inch page for easy printing.

• High-resolution (300 DPI)

Printing Notes

• Print at home or through a print shop

• Use cardstock for best results

• Trim and fold along guide lines

Perfect For

• Fold into a traditional greeting card

• Frame the artwork as a mini print

• Use in journals, scrapbooks, or paper crafts

• Tuck into gifts or display on a desk or shelf

Important Information

• This is a digital download – no physical item will be mailed

• Files will be available instantly after purchase

• ©2026 SJ Stalter – For personal use only

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