A Nightmare Inside A Clown's Treehouse

I was minding my own business walking down a sidewalk on Rodeo Drive. I just looking at luxury high-end clothing stores. I was distracted when a long black sedan slowed down, and pulled up to the curb next to me. The windows were all black, and I couldn't see anything. Then slowly, the window came down, and this creepy clown flashed a gold toothed smile.